God . . . his eyes . . . they were moonlight and shadow intertwined, an impossible color somewhere between silver and violet and navy pale blue.
“Just so you know . . ." he growled, "you will give yourself to me—”
“But you will beg me for it, first.”
She jutted forward on her hips, her temper blowing all her let’s-be-reasonable right out of the water. “Over my dead body.”
“Sorry, not my to my taste.” He dropped his chin and stared at her from beneath lowered lids. “I prefer you hot . . . and XXX.”
-Lover at Last, pg. YouShallSee
Who I this?? Layla (That hooker!) and Throe or XCor? Someone look up their eye color immediately! Are there other single females we’ve met? My guess has been the next book will be a Layla’s book and she will end up with Throe and Xcor permanently. Verily. Will I be able to stand an entire book with Layla as the heroine? I shall not think about it yet! Verily. I have my boys to get to first. 39 days.
4. Author Sarah Morgan shared with me this really cute commercial for Diet Coke. It’s verra smexy and made me smile! The model is named Andrew Cooper – here is a google image search for him. Yeah, he is hot.
3. Alright pervs! I had to pull out the Whoreo card again for this one. I promised you naughtiness in this top ten so here we go. The Huffington Post has a comprehensive video of many (and I mean MANY) clips of actors that have done full frontal. Clicking this link will take you to the article, and from there you can click on the very NSFW video. It starts with “Sad Peen” aka Fassy in Shame (if y’all have seen Shame, you’ll understand why we call it ‘sad peen’). At the end of the article is lists all of the movies shown. It’s 2 and a half minutes of peen y’all. Happy day after Valentine’s Day. Happy Peen Day!
2. But wait! The peen isn’t done yet (is it ever?) And yes – I’m pulling out the ‘Hapenis’ card again too! Since I’ve declared this Happy Peen Day my friend Selena sent me a link to this article on Buzzfeed – The 14 Most Notable Celebrity Dongs. If you click the link, it takes you to the article where the peens are censored. But by clicking again, you can go to the uncensored version. And let me just say this – #6 Tom Hardy, who I love and find verra sexy – not the best shot of your peen my friend. *squints* Maybe he rises to the occasion?
1. Alright hookers. I mean, my lovely friends. *wink* It’s Friday! I hope you have a fabulous weekend. If you read something good, be sure to tell me. I’m sneaking away with some girlfriends for a little getaway this weekend. We won’t get into any trouble! *shifty eyes* Have a great weekend!