10. We have our game face on today at Smexy. We are going beast-mode on the top ten. No time for shenanigans!
9. NAKED DIVERS!!! (okay not really – but I can watch a synchronized dive any day) #Shenanigans
8. Orlando Bloom went nakey paddle boarding recently. There are pics…if you want a quick glance. Or a longer glance…. (go here – but NSFW!!!!)
7. I was a big fan of the Netflix series, Jessica Jones but I admit – my favorite part was when Luke (played by Mike Colter) was on screen. And now the SEXY man gets his own series and I can’t wait!!! Next month. *heart eyes forever* See the trailer here.
6. I love a sexy forearm (I see your forearms Mike Colter) — and there is an entire subreddit devoted to sexy forearms!! I’m in muscley, hairy, forearm heaven! (LINK)
5. We host a wine party every September. How can I pass this up? (link)
4. How does he do that? (also can’t stop watching)
3. What would happen if I got chickens. (my husband informs me we are getting chickens next spring. Better order some tutus) Link.
2. This smiley face appeared on Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano during eruption. Is it awesome or is it the apocalypse???? I love it. It also reminds me of this:
which comes from the pixar short, Lava, one of my favorite song/stories ever.
1.I have fondue in my future. And wine. I will be a drinkerbell. I also am reading Tessa Bailey’s, Worked Up which is FUN and HOT and I might do a “Top Ten Reasons to Read” on Monday because it’s SEXY. Have a great weekend.
Kristi says
Does that Drinkerbell shirt look like she’s gonna pour wine with her butt? Or is it just me?
So many wins today.
Mandi says
OMG – does this make it even better?? I feel like it does. LOL
Tori says
Forearms! *swoony sigh*
Helyce says
I always forget to look at the Top Ten on Friday, because ***WORK*** but I remembered today and this is a mighty fine top 10! Firstly, #4–seriously. How does he know the camera is there at that very precise moment? I saw that Drinkerbell shirt on FB this week and thought of you immediately, so I’m glad to see it here! Chickens can be stinky…just so you know, but they should get along fine with the goats. Have a great weekend!
Mandi says
I don’t need anymore stinky animals! ;)
Demi says
There is so much funny in this post – thank you for a Friday giggle!
and Jamie…wow…how does he do that stare?
I wasn’t quite prepared to see Orlando Bloom naked. He is really naked. Like, really. Like, no one else is naked but him. And he seems to be at half mast. I fail to understand the appeal of naked paddleboarding.
Mandi says
He is allllllll out there. Maybe being naked helps with balance? ;)
alh says
The divers reminded me I saw this on Facebook — fits perfectly with your top 10 ;-)
http://theberry.com/2016/08/08/36-olympics-bulges-that-win-the-gold-medal-of-our-lust/
Mandi says
OMG this is bulgeriffic!!!!!
Selena Mc says
#PrivatesOfTheCarribean
Mandi says
bahahahahahahahahaha
Imzadi says
I’m not sure about about Luke Cage. I loved Daredevil, but I didn’t get into Jessica Jones and Luke Cage didn’t really interest me that much. Perhaps it was the missing suit, Mike Colter was really awesome on The Good Wife.
Mandi says
I haven’t tried Daredevil or the Good Wife – they are on my list though!
Imzadi says
You should definitly try Daredevil. That’s were you meet Rosario Dawsons Claire Temple for the first time. She is also the connection to Jessica Jones and now Luke Cage.
And what can I say about Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock? That voice, those abs, be still my heart.
https://abload.de/img/tumblr_inline_np4gmklyaj23.gif
Mandi says
Oh, HI THERE ABS!!
autokredit says
You couldn’t pay me to ignore these posts!