8. I’d like to blame this little tidbit on smexy reviewer May. Does the word penis bother you? Does it seem everywhere you go, you see or hear the word penis? Do you have days where all day long, it’s nothing but penis, penis, penis penis? Do you blush like me when you hear or read the word penis? Are you wondering how many times I’m going to say penis in here? Well, fear not. The Christ Wire has come up with 51 friendly terms you can use to replace penis. Hello? Now you can talk about penises without actually having to say the word penis. Pure genius. Some penis friendly words they offer as substitute.
Satan scepter
God’s pinky finger (this one is my fav)
Twaddle stick
Love lure
Johnson’s little dangler
7. COVER ALERT!!
Thea Harrison’s cover for Lord’s Fall has been released and it is HAWT! Expected release is November 6th 2012.
In the latest Novel of the Elder Races, two mates find themselves on different paths, torn between their duty to the Wyr and the passion that binds them…
Before she met Dragos, half-human half-wyr Pia Giovanni was alone and on the run. Now, she’s mated, pregnant and heading south to repair the Wyr’s frayed relationship with the Elves. Being separated from Dragos is painful, but for the good of the Wyr demesne they need to figure out how to be partners, in more places than just the bedroom.
In New York to preside over the Sentinel Games, Dragos is worried about his mate, but knows that finding two replacement sentinels is essential to show the rest of the Elder Races just how strong and brutal the Wyr demesne can be. But as the games heat up, Pia’s negotiations with the Elves take a turn for the dangerous, straining her bond with Dragos and threatening everything they hold dear…
Oh noes. *shiver*
6. OMG!!! An atm that gives you cupcakes. *thud* These automated deliverers of creamy frosted cake-y goodness really exist. Brain child of the LA based cupcake company Sprinkles, the atms are only in a few major cities, (Houston, Chicago, NY, and LA) but they are slated to put more up soon as the trend catches on. *crossing fingers for FL*
5. Nom nom. Sexy Matt Bomer, from USA’s White Collar and the June 29th release of the I’m sure to be drool worthy hawt movie Magic Mike, is now dancing his way onto the set of Glee as Blaine Anderson’s older brother-Cooper Anderson. *flailing around* I’m not even a Glee fan and I’m excited. LOL The episode airs April 10, 2012 at 8pm EST on Fox.
4. This is Anderson Davis. I am in love with him. That is all.
3. I’m not a huge A&F fan. Neither their clothing nor their business practices impress me. But this…this impressed me. I can’t be the only one who has ever looked at the A&F male models and suddenly fantasized they suddenly started nekkid wrestling in the shower. Famous photographer Bruce Weber must have had the same thoughts because he created four “webersodes” showing just this. Squeeee!
Here is one entitled “Other Sports Require One Ball.” View HERE.
2. COVER ALERT!!!!
Karen Marie Moning’s ICED (A Dani O’Malley Novel) cover is making the rounds and I must say I am READY for this one. Iced releases October 30, 2012.
Here is a tiny snippet from her blog.
Four nights he’s come to me, murmuring my name, making it an exquisite melody with which not even the divine orchestral choir of all the angels in heaven could compete.
He chimes my name in the language of the Unseelie and it makes my ears ring until my mind is emptied of all thought, until my eyes are incapable of beholding any vision other than him. He is so beautiful that merely looking at him makes me weep and when I brush tears from my cheeks, my hands come away stained red with blood.
He wakes me but doesn’t wake me.
He takes me to a place that is so perfect and serene and free of worry that I want to stay there forever.
My name is Cruce, he says. Not V’lane. I was so weary of wearing his golden shining face. He was never half the Fae I am. I have you in the Dreaming, is it not beautiful? Do you not feel divine here with me? You need not fear me. I am not what I seem.
I’m in danger.
*gasp*<< that’s me gasping.
1. I’m meeting Mandi for the first time tomorrow.
YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
OMG SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think this Bluntcard sums up our day together perfectly. :)
Well done! Love your Top Ten!
You’re blushing when you hear the word penis? I’m not buying that! :D
LOL I do blush, though it certainly doesn’t stop me from saying it a lot.
I, too, have a love of the Ramen noodle. And I have passed that love onto my 5 year old. When asked what he wants for dinner the answer is always Ramen. He likes Oriental flavor, I am partial to beef with some Velveeta thrown in there. *drooling*
Hope you and Mandi have fun. I bet I might be able to hear you from my end of the state!
My kid loves them too! We like to take the beef flavored ones and make a liquid soup with thin slices of steak and bok choy.
OMG You are meeting Mandi tomorrow! I can’t wait to hear all about it.
I love your 10, Anderson Davis is dreamy, I’m adding it to my Hot-Hot Hottie list.
I’m still laughing about Satan scepter and God’s pinky finger. I simply love them.
I’m totally screaming, “Keep your Satan scepter away from me!!!” at T next time we are getting frisky.
Anderson Davis!!! ::brain malfunction:: I love him, too… I have dreams about that hip bone…
Matt Bomer is beautiful man… He’s mine Victor Bayne from PsyCop series. :)
Satan scepter or God’s pinky finger- Do you feel some confliction here or what? My favorite is “Venus ruler”. LOL
Your Top Ten is just informative and naughty as Mandy’s and it has Anderson Davis- it can’t get better then that! ;)
Anderson Davis is just so omnomnomnom
Great Top Ten Tori!!! Lots of hottness, Miss Smexy will be proud!!
I love, love, love the new ICED cover! I already have my book ordered & ready to be picked up at the ICED book launch party in NOLA =) I can’t wait! I’m flying down for the release & signing in October with the Moning Maniacs.
Have fun tomorrow! How exciting for you two to finally meet. Try not to get SO drunk that you don’t remember meeting her ;) Lol
I can’t WAIT for Iced. In fact, I’m “iced” for it.
You can never be too drunk can you? lol
That’s my mantra…
Cupcake ATMs, then Matt as Blaine’s older brother topped with the Dani book? I think I need to lay down. Or a drink…
CUPCAKE ATMS!!! Can the world get any better?
Tori,loved your Top Ten! Cupcake ATMs!?! OMG! I live close to Houston. I have to find it!
Thanks for posting pic of Anderson Davis. Now I am in love with him too!
Have fun with Mandi tomorrow :)
*g* Find your local Sprinkles and you shall find the atms.
Anderson Davis. *happy sigh*
There’s a Sprinkles about 20 minutes from my house. I’m SOOO there as soon as they put in a cupcake ATM!!
lucky you!
OK! Now I’m thinking Matt Bomer could possibly play Christian Grey in the FSOG movies? Yes? No way? Either way? HUBBA!
Can’t wait for “Iced” now. The Fever books gave me severe palpitations (of the suspense/horror variety and the Jericho Barrons makes me slobber variety) and maybe these books might continue that trend.
I think he could do it, but doesn’t Grey have blond hair? Have to think on this.
He has bronze hair. A few highlights and voila! Instant impossibly handsome 27 year old multi-millionaire!
Obviously, you have thought about this a lot. lolol
penis penis penis penis! I should have known you’d find the one naughty thing I did this week and call me out on it. BAHAHA! I had to dig up penis words for Mandi – twas her Birthday!!! :)
penis.
GREAT top 10!! *GASP* on Ice. Oh, and on Thea Harrison. OH MY! *marks calendar*
[penis]
Hee Hee did you think I wouldn’t instantly pick up on that in my timeline?
Hey T-perfect top ten! I have to google Anderson; I know not who he is. (Don’t hate me) I love noodles of any kind. Have you had the Vietnamese type called Pho Hoa (sp?). It’s a rice noodle in a delicious beef broth. Yummy! I’m totally jealous that you get to meet Mandi tomorrow! You guys are going to have way too much fun I’m sure of it!
PS: My internet connection sucks! The A*F vid kept buffering. *sadface*
I haven’t tried those but it sounds yummy.
Keep trying the vid. OMG Zomg.
Wonderful job on the Top Ten, Tori! I hope you and Mandi have a GREAT time and I can’t wait to meet you in NOLA!!!
I want to be Bomer’s nanny of his children. I can just stare at him and his partner and drool. Those abs of his are no legal.
Satan Scepter..yeah, dunno, lol.
Have fun with Mandi!!! :D
My daughter has a cookbook of 101 Ways to Cook Ramen Noodles or something like that. A couple she’s tried are good, a couple *shudder*.
Hahaha, great top 10! Have fun hanging out!
Lol you sure made me laugh at the penis post. I love the new Thea Harrison cover.
Are you sure that cupcake machine is not an April first joke?
Love the mancandy!
And I wish you and Mandy a great day togehter.
Hey –
Glad you like the blog! Doing a big bad series on Nissin stuff this week – you know, the Top Ramen and Cup Noodle folks? Check it out!
Thanks,
Hans ‘The Ramen Rater’ Lienesch
http://www.theramenrater.com
http://www.facebook.com/theramenrater
This is really nice. I will try to adapt it on my domain.