10. I don't know if I blame this on being 40, or just being a big dummy but... on Wednesday, I dropped my son off at his 30 min piano lesson, and I ran to the grocery store to grab a few things. I then promptly drove home, and unloaded the groceries and kept thinking - hmmm something feels weird. Yes, I forgot my son was still at piano (I had his cell phone in my purse) so that was super awesome. And then yesterday, I drove him to his 90 min rugby practice. I came home and started dinner, and Continue Reading

10. Don't get the Sunday Scaries yet!! It's only Friday! Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets. pic.twitter.com/aDOMd3K8cX — kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) July 5, 2018 9. Is this evil and creepy?? Yes. Do I kinda like it? Yes. LOL. My husband eats a banana every morning with his coffee. I might have to leave a message on it. 8. You need to read this Continue Reading

10. Why are my kids regular and not royal? 9. *me trying to write an alphahole* He barged aggressively into the room, every pore sweating rage. His very eyeballs screamed possessiveness as he hauled her clean off her feet and into a soft cuddle that he gave her while confessing he was a virgin and crying about his big cock. — Chaz Stein (@Charlotte_Stein) May 28, 2018 Can we all agree, that we need this hero?? Thank you, Charlotte Stein ;) 8. I saw someone on Instagram eating Continue Reading

10. I'm back, bishes!! I'm sorry the Top Ten has been gone for so long. I didn't really intentionally stop it. It's just that real life didn't give out a lot of breaks recently. But now summer is upon us and I feel like I have some breathing room! This photo of Chris Evans radiates such a powerful energy it's like trying to stare into the sun. pic.twitter.com/0yhVNcFRQS — Meg 🔪 Downey (@rustypolished) May 21, 2018 9. We need to talk about Chris Evans. I enjoy all the Marvel Continue Reading

10. If I received an everything bagel for V-Day, I would be amazingly happy. 9. Hey! My good friend Sophia (you might know her as Fiction Vixen) has a new venture - sewing! She is so creative and talented! She is making purses and they are so cute. She has bright and sunny yellow ones - and if that isn't your cuppa, a skull line! Check them out. 8. Kind of old news, since I didn't do a Top Ten last week - but did everyone get a chance to admire Lady Gaga's HOT bodyguard??? First, Continue Reading

10. I'm just keeping it classy around here. 9. I'm  not done yet (I'm at 35%)- but just released: The Hookup by Kristen Ashley. The first in her new self-publlished series features a new girl in town who ends up in Johnny Gamble's bed. But is he still in love with his ex?? I doubt it but you know - suspense! This is "standard" Kristen Ashley, which is not a criticism. I find Ashley to be a comfort read for me - and this is def cozy. And sexy. ;) Late edit to say that I forgot Tori was Continue Reading

10. I have two cats that are both sixteen years old - and they STILL try to climb up my tree and knock it over. We have to anchor it to the wall now. 9. Book alert! Not releasing until next summer, but a book all the Smexy girls want! The Kiss Quotient by Helen Hoang.  Blurb: Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases--a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with, and way less Continue Reading

10. Ready to watch my mom cook! Thanks mom! 9. Stovetop came out with "Thanksgiving pants" - so your overstuffed belly has room to wiggle about. They sold out in less than a day. $20 a pop. What would we see if we looked down the man's pants??? Here is the link - we can try again next year. 8. You know what goes great when you wear Stuffing Pants - If you smell like fried chicken. KFC Japan is selling fried-chicken scented bath bombs. Unfortunately they only made 100 and those too Continue Reading