10. *pushes skirt back down * *ahem*
9. Nalini Singh has released the cover to her next Guild Hunter book – Archangel’s Shadows. I loooooove this cover. Dear Author is currently have a contest giving away an entire set of the guild hunter books and an ARC of her next Psy/Changeling book, Shield of Winter. So head over there and enter!
8. Ilona Andrews has posted some news about her new series with Avon, that comes out this October. So excited for this. The book is titled Burn for Me and the blurb:
Nevada Baylor is faced with the most challenging case of her detective career—a suicide mission to bring in a suspect in a volatile case. Nevada isn’t sure she has the chops. Her quarry is a Prime, the highest rank of magic user, who can set anyone and anything on fire.
Then she’s kidnapped by Connor “Mad” Rogan—a darkly tempting billionaire with equally devastating powers. Torn between wanting to run or surrender to their overwhelming attraction, Nevada must join forces with Rogan to stay alive.
Rogan’s after the same target, so he needs Nevada. But she’s getting under his skin, making him care about someone other than himself for a change. And, as Rogan has learned, love can be as perilous as death, especially in the magic world.
7. Benedict Cumberbatch photobombing U2 at the Oscars is pretty much the best photo ever. And then the internet had to get all silly…
Oh internet, you amuse me so. See more here.
6. I have this special love for pizza. It’s a love that never fades, that only grows stronger as I grow older. It’s gotten to the point that when I eat pizza, I have to text my other pizza loving friend to tell her all about it. She gets it. Recently, I’ve seen soooo many pizza products…from the above iphone case to this:
That sweatshirt rivals the Oprah sweatshirt. Who knew so many weird sweatshirts existed??? (If you prefer waffles over pizza, there is a shirt for that too)
5. Zomg so I fail at the Top Ten today because I only have 5 items. Look – I have whiny excuses okay! No school Monday and Tuesday due to snow. I have a sick kid home today. Yes – I blame it all on my children *wink*
SO – what fun/sexy/silly things happened on the internet week this week that I’ve missed?? Tell me in the comments and I’ll pick a random person to win a $20 gift card to Amazon (or B&N or another online bookseller). Do my work for me! :)
WHO IS THAT supposed to be on the new cover for the Guild Hunter series???? With dark hair???
That’s Ash. Another guild hunter.
Ooookaaay, I didn’t realize the next book is ashwini!!! Yaaaayyyyyy!!!
Me neither but muy happy. Though, bluebell would be better.
Don’t enter me in contest but…this is worthy of the top ten. I thought I emailed it to you but obviously I failed.
A phone app that teaches you oral sex.
I die.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/new-app-has-you-lick-your-phone-to-strengthen-your-tongue-for-oral-sex/
Your welcome.
Only you Tori. ONLY YOU! LOLOLOL
This actually came out a few months ago, but someone just sent it to me, and I thought it was worthy of a Smexy Top 10: http://jezebel.com/the-worst-fictional-sex-scenes-youll-ever-read-1477300240
omg – I haven’t seen this. LOL
“So magnified and so keen were her feelings that her inner nerves could even feel the bumps, the ridges, the pimples, the few stray hairs along the shaft of his male rod.”
No words. LOL
WELL SINCE YOU ASKED, this was one of the sexiest things I feel that happened on the internet this week!!!!!
GROIN GAZING. A tribute to Hapenis.
http://m.vice.com/read/groin-gazin?Contentpage=-1
I forgot all about Groin Gazing!!! (I just wrote groin gRazing. LOLOLOL)
This IS an epic link. :)
OMG, that link! *dies* I love the Internet! lol
Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus gave each other a tongue lashing..(said with tongue in cheek ;-) )
Keep thy tongue from evil, and thy lips from speaking guile.
Psalms (CH. XXXIV, v. 13)
Anything from those two wouldn’t surprise me ;)
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-male-characters-women-never-get-to-see-in-movies/
^^ Just because it gets my feminist panties in a bunch whenever I consider how movies portray women this cracked.com article really resonated with me.
I enjoyed that read!
Bad pun ahead: Geez what’s wrong with firefighters blowing off a little steam?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2573014/Under-fire-French-firefighters-trouble-spoof-video-showing-dancing-half-naked-Carly-Rae-Jepsen-song.html
Poor firefighters! Just wanted to have a little fun. I love that vid. LOL
Oh Benedict, lol
You forgot to Travolta-ize your name!
DOH! And I did do it this week and I giggled. LOL
Well I can add more Benedict and internet silliness with this:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/very-important-photos-of-benedict-cumberbatch-with-kitten
I love the internet. I really do.
I’ve been reading too much on whether Michael Jackson fathered a child about 30 years ago with another singer.
Oh my. This sounds like drama waiting to happen.
Have I shared this picture with you? http://i.imgur.com/jaVbykz.jpg?1
Reminds me of yours at the top. :)
I came across this link on Pinterest the other day of British men who read poetry and prose amongst others with Richard Armitage and Benedict Cumberbatch. So lovely to listen to.
http://8tracks.com/sadarcy/british-men-poetry-prose
(Sorry, not much dirty or weird going on here this week.)
I’ve seen that pic. I approve.
And excuse me while I drop my panties for Tom H’s poetry reading. That voice. I die.
It’s a couple of weeks old, but I’m so in love with the cracktastic Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys parody “Trouble at Possum Ranch” by m/m author JA Rock that I can hardly see straight (the fake review blurbs are godlike, and it goes forth from there!):
http://www.jarockauthor.com/extras–free-reads.html
Oh I totally need to look into this!
Well darn. I have nothing smexy to report. I depend on your for that. BUT, I did discover that Lori Foster has a pinterest board with hot, hairy men. I like to look at it. Often.
Well hot +hairy men = WIN :)
Thanks to Nina Dobrev i found this…
http://youtu.be/BFW_QdcrBZ0
Can’t go wrong with cats and abs lol #MEOW
You really can’t go wrong with this video. I also have the song now stuck in my head. LOL
On author Jill Shalvis’ blog she posted this hysterical video about cats stealing dogs beds:
http://jillshalvis.com/blog/2014/03/03/thing-cat/
Still a good top 5 Mandi! And you are excused, being a mom is hard work too.
LOL. Thank you Aurian.
This was epic when Chris and Liam Hemsworth did
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHfg6apNWcA
How is it that I’ve never seen this video??? OMG – I’m LOLing so much I’m going to wake up my kids.
Chris and Liam Hemsworth….LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHfg6apNWcA
I’m a moron because apparently I needed to do it more than once…smh. Sorry about that
Twice the Hemsworth – I’m fine with this. ;)
what about the meme to get your steam punk name? I thought it was more fun than the usual such things.
Coooool…It must be better than my John Travolta name ;)
My favorite sort of serious internet thing this week was this interaction model of the universe drawn to scale if the moon is 1 pixel large. The universe is blowingly large and mostly filled with nothing.
http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html
That is really cool. Whenever I see something like that I just can’t comprehend how much nothingness is out there. So intriguing. Thank you for that. My husband says thank you too ;)
If you like pizza, check this out. It’s an Instagram series about pizzas living in the wild in L.A. You will laugh & laugh.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4904595?&ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000030
The sad christmas pizza made me LOL. And it sitting on the pony. LOLOL
OK–You think you’re having a bad day? This woman didn’t know she was pregnant until she was giving birth. (Um–Can you scream pain?)
http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/woman-learns-she-s-pregnant-as-she-gives-birth–for-reals-193033187.html
That is crazy. I just heard about the woman in NYC who gave birth in a crosswalk because she couldn’t make it to the hospital in time. But not knowing you are pregnant takes the cake. LOL
Like jimmy Fallon and Tina fey switching lips,and kimmel with the mayor lol,
Qfunny stuff zt e oscars I liked
Thanks, have a great weekend all
Jimmy Fallon is funny. I need to start recording his show more often!
The Rock posted a picture on tuesday of himself eating pancakes and it was glorious.
https://twitter.com/therock/status/440846330836299776
GOOD LORD!!! Those arms.
Well a couple of weeks ago Jeanine Frost released the cover for her new YA series. Sadly, there won’t be any new Chapter 32s, but hopefully there will be some good angst.
http://jeanienefrost.com/2014/02/the-beautiful-ashes-cover/
I love that cover. Interested to see what kind of world she builds!