At last, here was a guy who promised to fulfill a very specific, very dirty fantasy. I wanted that shirt of his to stay on, please, so that the lines of his body would be tantalizingly hidden by his clothing. I stroked the planes of his abdomen. Christ, he was fit. “How do you want me, Max?”
Say on the desk. Oh, God, say it. Say it.
“[…]Put your hands against the desk.”
Unfortunately for Michael, the fun doesn’t last. As soon as their lust is sated, Max tells him he is not a good fit for a tutor for Kyle and fires him. Humiliated, Michael leaves and doesn’t see Max for months. That is, until a student at the boarding school where Michael works and lives is receiving threatening letters. Max is hired to be his security guard until the kids’ father can make it up to the school.
I swung my extension cord in a neat arc, twirling it snappily, and he doubled over. I chuckled too and tried to tilt suavely against the wall, but that wasn’t happening. I tipped. He stared at my toast.
I spun around, showing off a little.
“Hey, you’ve got something stuck to your back.”
I visualized his touch; I couldn’t feel it. Fortunately, the bottom of my metallic housing covered my crotch, on the off chance that I got excited.
“I’ll bet. Does it say ‘kick me?’”
“No. It says ‘I like to have my muffin buttered.’”
My face flamed and I jerked back around, my jaw hanging. “Tell me you’re kidding.”
He smiled roguishly. “I’m kidding, Michael. It says ‘kick me.’ And you’re blushing, kiddo.”
I am always on the lookout for some good M/M romance and you really caught my attention with this one! If Santa surprises me with an e-reader than I am so going to get me these books :)
Katiebabs a.k.a KB says
OMG now I have visions of a guy in a huge toaster costume having sex on a desk!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Oooohhh – I love this series! Based on your review I'm going to love this one too!
Erotic Horizon turned me on to this author… I stalk reviews to see what others has to say… And your is awesome!
Hope you are having a great day!
Gotta go, Hugh is calling me!
Erotic Horizon says
I just read this, this morning… and I agree LB outdid herself with this one..
I love it..
I was going to pass on doing a review, but I think I will whip something up for this evening… Love the scene you mention and these guys were the bomb….
Love the sum up…
This sounds so good but I haven't taken the step into m/m yet. I've come close with books that have both m/f/m & m/m but nothing yet with just m/m. Once I get an ereader – look out! LOL
Leontine – I hope Santa is making lots of hi-tech toys because smexy wants a new laptop and an iphone!
KB – HA! You make me laugh.
Patti – I love Smithfield…sigh.
EH – yes, post a review! Love to hear your thoughts.
Leslie – I wonder how many people that read this blog read m/m. Might have to do a post about it…
I love the new Blog look!!!
Mandi~Thanks for this review…and I think Smithfield is a fun town.
And who doesn't like to have their muffin buttered? I LOVE that you picked that excerpt! LOL.
A toaster, huh? Sexy. ;) Unfortunately, the buttered muffin bit made me flash on Kathryn Smith's post on Katiebab's site about 19th-century terminology and "hot buttered buns." :P
Carolyn Crane says
Ooh, looks like a few people might be getting something special from Santa!
Well, I loved this book, and I love your review. And that's a good point you make about who sneaks off to whose room at night!! Also, you bring out two fabulous scenes. So funny.