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You are here: Home / Brandon Flowers / Gasp! Smexy Claus Visited Me!!

Gasp! Smexy Claus Visited Me!!

December 29, 2010 by Mandi

Christmas morning I opened my present from Adam and Shay (my brother and sister in-law). I saw the cover for Blood Lust and plastered on that fake smile. Yay, some unknown vampire book. But Adam and Shay said, no, no, no – take a peek inside.

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My eyebrows shot up. Dedicated to me?? From Smexy Claus?? And then I turned to page one:

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LOLOL!!! Yes, Mandi (me) and Kevin (my hubs) are the hero and heroine of this book (174 pages). It totally cracks me up. Apparently Adam and Shay had to answer tons of questions about us so it is personalized to match us. Everything from what type of car we own to what color lingerie I prefer. And it is erotic. Hello ménage – Hell, I even have swaying breasts!

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I’m the star of my very own paranormal erotic book! Adam and Shay did end up getting me the perfect gift!

Go HERE to see where they ordered it from.

In return, I bought them the perfect gift too. They are expecting their first child this summer – so of course I had to buy this onesie:

 

Infant Creeper

 

Aunt Smexy is so excited for the new baby. We will have matching shirts!

I crack myself up! I do!

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  1. Twimom227 says

    December 29, 2010 at 9:02 am

    That is so unbelievably AWESOME!! Thanks for sharing!! (can I borrow sometime!) LOL

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  2. Julie says

    December 29, 2010 at 9:02 am

    OMG Love it! And Woo Hoo on the swaying breasts…even though it's a gift from your brother. LOL

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  3. Dren says

    December 29, 2010 at 9:05 am

    This is so cool! I'm sure you were like "uh ok" when you first opened it ROFL!! Two thumbs up and a snap for the "swaying breasts"! LOL

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  4. Penelope says

    December 29, 2010 at 9:15 am

    This is beyond cool! Best gift ev-ah!

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  5. Blodeuedd says

    December 29, 2010 at 9:29 am

    *stares* Coolest thing ever! :D Do tell if your books is good

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  6. Mandi says

    December 29, 2010 at 9:32 am

    Jen – LOL…yes, I can loan it out ;)

    Julie – Let's hope it was Shay that answered most of the questions ;)

    Dren – I was very confused at first!

    Penny – it is! it is!

    Bloeuedd – I will let you know! hehe.

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  7. KB/KT Grant says

    December 29, 2010 at 10:35 am

    You and Kevin can act out the scenes together ;)

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  8. Fit_Cat says

    December 29, 2010 at 10:42 am

    Great and hilarious gift. Also a great idea, your bother and SIL rocks!
    Now you guys have to enact it :)

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  9. Theresa @ Fade Into Fantasy says

    December 29, 2010 at 11:13 am

    OMG Mandi! Your brother rocks! lol What a totally awesome gift!

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  10. carolsnotebook says

    December 29, 2010 at 11:32 am

    What an awesome gift!

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  11. Paranormal Haven says

    December 29, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    That is the perfect gift!! Haha I love it!!!

    Stephanie G
    Paranormal Haven

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  12. The Book Vixen says

    December 29, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    OMG that is the BEST Gift ever!

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  13. tori aka ggs_closet says

    December 29, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    That is the bestest gift EVEH!!!

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  14. Fiction Vixen says

    December 29, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    So in actuality, your brother and SIL gave you swaying breasts for Christmas. Awesome. ROFLMAO!!!

    What an awesome gift and I love the Bflow onsie. :)

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  15. Smash Attack! says

    December 29, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    Holy shite! That is the most unique gift EVAR! How rad. :)

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  16. Smokinhotbooks says

    December 29, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    LMAO!!!! I love that it is a menage

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  17. Ailsa says

    December 29, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    Haha, awesome! Does the hubs approve of it, too?

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  18. Mandi says

    December 29, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Hubs is staying far away from it ;)

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  19. A Buckeye Girl Reads says

    December 29, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    What a cool gift! I'm laughing at you and your fake smile..like "what in the world have they gotten me?"

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  20. Melissa (Books and Things) says

    December 29, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    LOL! That is the best pressie!! Also love the onesie! Next time you'll have to get Brandon's piccy on the onesie too!

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  21. Anonymous says

    December 29, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    That is fabulous!!!

    Whatta pressie!!!!

    Valerie
    in Germany

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  22. barbara says

    December 29, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    Wow Mandi, what a fantastic gift. Totally awesome! :)

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  23. Ava March says

    December 29, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    That is freakin' awesome!!! And it includes a menage with swaying boobies. *g* Oh, and I see you have 'powerful thighs'. LMAO!

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  24. Danielle says

    December 29, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Oh. My. GOD!!!!!
    That's amazing!
    Best gift ever?!

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  25. Jess Haines says

    December 29, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    *gigglesnort* Oh, man. I have a couple people in mind for this gem of a service… *g*

    <3,
    -J

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  26. Pamela {Spaz} says

    December 29, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    So at first the cover kinda freaked me out… But what a GREAT IDEA!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot stop giggling!!!

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  27. Eyre says

    December 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    That really is the best gift ever!

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  28. Bells says

    December 30, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    HAHA! This is so awesome! You're family is a lot of fun!

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  29. Artemis says

    December 30, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    Bestest gift ever!

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  30. deannalynnc says

    December 31, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Man, this stinks…none of my comments post right…or they get deleted! Anyway, I really love this book idea that you can personalize what an awesome gift, and the shirt is wonderful.

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  31. LauratheExplorer says

    January 1, 2011 at 7:19 am

    What an awesome present. Hope you had fun reading it….

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  32. Tracy says

    January 2, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    Ok – that's one of the coolest books ever. The fact that they took the time to find something like that is the best!

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  33. Kristin says

    January 2, 2011 at 11:25 pm

    You got the coolest XMAS gift ever!! Lol, how does it feel to be an erotic superstar??? {hee, hee!}

    Kristin
    Nocturnal Bites

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  34. Erotic Horizon says

    January 5, 2011 at 4:47 am

    Too cute – Hope you had just the best of holidays..

    Love the baby out fit – and WHY am I not surprise…

    just too cute…

    :)

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