On the third day of Smexymas, Smexy Claus handed to one,
A book by Ava March, full of wonderful smut – oh the fun!
I adore Ava March’s M/M historical romances. She does a great job with character development and delivers just the naughtiest scenes. I always look forward to her future releases.
Ava March is offering the winner their pick of ANY E-BOOK from her back list. Go to her website to see the books available.
To Enter:
Ava March often highlights on her blog precarious positions her daughter leaves her Ken dolls. She often hints Ken might lean more towards the Prince Phillip doll then Barbie.
Tell Smexy Claus, did you have a Ken doll growing up? Did he have a torrid love affair with Barbie, or did he seek out other….entertainment? Did you abuse your poor dolls like me?
Contest open to everyone through December 17th.
knitnthings says
Alas I had no Ken… Barbie had to get it on with He-man and GI Joe (much to my brother's horror)
Amy J - Book Addict says
I only had one Ken doll and about 30 Barbies! Poor Ken was always too tired to play after servicing those many Barbies I guess, because I could hardly ever find him! LOL
Tena says
I had a Ken doll but he sat on the back burner while Barbie got it on with all the memebers of New Kids on the Block. Some girls have all the luck, lol!!
tenasocal(at)aol(dot)com
Mandi says
KNOTB dolls? I NEED! LOL
Jason says
I always wanted a Ken doll. :(
Nikyta says
I always wanted one, too. We couldn't afford it but I'd play with my neighbors and Ken would mysteriously disappear with different people at different times. Lol
mercedes791@live.com
mmafsmith says
Ken doll??? Hell I wasn't even allowed to have a barbie doll…and my mother only thought she was making me a good girl!!!
mmafsmith@gmail.com
Pamela {Spaz} says
I had TWO Ken dolls and was always so disappointed they didn't have penises!!!!!! I dressed my Ken dolls in Barbie clothes :P Mostly because I had more Barbie clothes than Ken clothes of course, but also becaus I thought Ken looked better bare chested in a short skirt :P
Mandi says
mmafsmith – LOL..I see how that worked out for ya…ha!
Pamela – zomg..you make me snort.
Lil says
My Barbie had no Ken. Alas.
Pie and Cake says
My Barbie was also Ken-less. So she dated my stuffed animals.. which thinking back on it, is just wrong! LOL
sarahalizabeth14(at)yahoo(dot)com
Cath's Chatter says
Alas, my Barbie had no Ken.
But my brother had plenty of GI Joe, and Transformers!!!
Yep Barbie got it on with Alien Robots from another planet!!!!!!!!
Cath
cbcowley@gmail.com
Angela says
I had a Barbie.. and a Ken and a GI Joe. Barbie and Ken both liked GI Joe.
I was a weird child.
Angela
adhaley04@yahoo.com
cathy says
i never had a ken doll or barbie or g i joe bc i was 100% tom boy. i would rip my friends dolls heads off and i had stuff aniamls heads off to and burned there boy. i was one weird child lol.
Anonymous says
No Ken here, or Barbie…actually I hate the Barbie dolls and never got them for my own girls..they did have a couple given to them by others and I showed my distaste for them…hehe!!!
I didn't play with dolls much…I'd rather paint, draw and write poetry.
Valerie
in Germany
valb0302@yahoo.com
CrystalGB says
I had one Ken doll and a G I Joe. I always had them fighting for Barbie's affection
Cathy M says
Very funny. No Ken doll for me, just had a Barbie and and a Skipper, with no extra abuse, lol.
caity_mack at yahoo dot com
Estella says
Ken and Barbie were not around when I was young enough for dolls.
Sarah says
I just had a Barbie doll but I did have My Little Ponies … but I'm sure nothing was going on when I wasn't looking! Right?!? ;-)
smaccall @ comcast.net
Kristin says
Oh yes, I had several Ken's, and many Barbie's. They frequently "humped", as we referred to "sex" at that age, and were married many times over… possibly all married to each other too. Which I didn't know at the time was illegal in real life. :)
As for abuse? I have an older brother. So all of my toys were abused. :(
Sherry says
I didn't have a Ken doll and only one or two real Barbie's most of my dolls weren't name brand.
sstrode@scrtc.com
tori aka ggs_closet says
*sniff* I didn't have Barbie or Ken as a kid. I had a traumatic childhood. lol
Fiction Vixen says
My innocence was firmly intact until I met you Mandi. My Barbie and Ken were pure as the driven snow. Now, I dress my dolls up in dresses and do blog skits. What's happened to me? YOU!
Rebecca says
Yes I had Ken and he often let all my different barbie fight over him. I always loved having my dolls kiss and well act out other things when I learned about that stuff.
Barbara says
Well…I think I did have Ken and Barbie steal an occasional kiss, but that was pretty much the gist of it, lol. I was still in my boys are "eww" stage back in my Barbie playing days.
Don't enter me because I already have all of Ava's books. But good luck to all who enter!
joder says
Yes, I did have a Ken doll and a GI Joe doll that I pilfered from my older brother. I had a few different Barbies and a Cher doll too. And all of them kissed each other at one time or another. It was purely platonic and none of them were loyal to any others, it was a virginal swingers party you could say.
joderjo402 AT gmail DOT com
Artemis says
Barbie had Ken and GI Joe. Skipper had to hang around every once in a while too.
cindersmaria@yahoo.com
Kaetrin says
Nope. I was totally deprived as a child and never had a Barbie. oh the horrors. I had some cheap-ass knock off family with strange knees. there was only 1 guy so he could ONLY be interested in the only woman, so they were kind of stuck with each other.
JenM says
I had several Barbies, but would you believe, I had no Ken? I was deprived. However, my friends had them so I'd bring my Barbies over to visit.
jen(at)delux(dot)com
Jolene Allcock and Family says
Of course I had a Ken. I'm a romantic at heart and was a boy crazy girl since Kindergarten. My ken doll was all over the place, sometimes with Barbie and sometimes with her friends. He got around :)
june111@att.net
lindseye says
Lots of Barbie but only one or two Kens. Mostly left hem all posed in the dollhouse and played with blocks.
linze_e at hotmail.com
Ailsa says
Oh my poor Barbies & Ken. I always had the cinderella ball, where everyone dressed up nice to try and impress Ken, who would pick a bride/consort/whatever at the end of the party. All well and good, but as I got older, sometimes these parties involved the barbies taking it in turns to pose for photos with Ken – sans clothes. Ken also had a lot of affairs – one guy to about ten women, what could the poor thing do, especially with those unsatisfied ladies.
My poor poor darlings.
~Ailsa