10. My Week – Hey, Smexy has a new look! A new template that I hope makes everything look a bit cleaner and is easier to use. A HUGE thank you to Sophia from Fiction Vixen for installing and designing it. If it wasn’t for her, there wouldn’t be much going on at Smexy. I email her things like – “you know that thingy that goes in the side bar – how do I put that in” – and she somehow interprets and does it for me. She is awesome like that.
9. Free book anyone? French Quarter by Lacey Alexander is free on Kindle and Nook. I haven’t read it yet but I think it is an erotic read.
Also free at the moment, Wicked Games by Jill Myles (Kindle, Nook) – really liked this one. Review HERE.
But I’m not done! Fatal Destiny by Marie Force is free too. (Kindle, Nook)
8. Prepare yourselves – I read Envy by J.R. Ward and I liked it! I know, I’m shocked too! I’m not a huge fan of the first two books in this series but I started reading tidbits of how this book was better so I tried it. It IS better. Romantic, good stuff from Jim/Ad/Eddie, and I liked the Hero and Heroine. Helyce will have a full review next week!
Also a reminder that JR Ward is having an online chat with Christine Feehan, tonight at 8pm EST. Link to Chatroom. (Once it opens, no password is needed).
7. I’m posting my full review of Mistress by Marriage next week, BUT – I must talk about it a bit today. For one thing I loved it. And another, it is going to be the Smart Bitches September book club chat (I assume at the end of the month). This is going to be a FUN book to chat about.
Quick set up – Hero Edward, 40ish very cold, proper, never emotional sees Heroine Caroline, 31, barely in good standing with the ton, scandalized, kinda poor, but bright red haired beauty at a ball. He impulsively marries her a few days later. The marriage is a disaster – they separate. Five years later is when the book starts. He makes a visit once a year on their anniversary for some sexy times. They are both celibate this entire separation but the other doesn’t know it *bites lip* – and their passion…and angst. They love each other but hate each other.
Plus the heroine writes naughty romance books that stars Edward as the villain, dying some dreadful death at the end of each one. They way her books are worked into the story is adorable. I think this one worked so well for me because they are horrible to each other, but there is so much humor in this one too! And erotic sex. (Hello mirror on her bedroom ceiling *ahem*). Love.
You can get it at ARe for $6 after rebate. (Amazon, B&N, Goodreads)
6. Thanks to a heads up from Patti at Caught in a Fab Romance, we have the new cover to Nice Girls Don’t Bite Their Neighbors by Molly Harper – Jane Jameson #4, due to release February 28, 2012. Blurb at Goodreads. YAY!
One more cover alert! Hot Under Pressure by Louisa Edwards. This is book 3 in her Rising Star Chef series, due out next March. Book one just released. I NEED to read a Louisa Edwards book. For reals. (And omg that arm…rawr)
5. Yes – The Breaking Dawn (Part 1) Trailer. This book starts off so nice with the wedding – awww. And then the honeymoon. And even though it is fade to black we get a broken headboard and sex feathers strewn about. But then she has to get pregnant. Blech! Boo! And the story goes downhill….but damn it I’m going to see this movie. It’s a tradition. My friends and I hit up a wine bar first…which usually makes these movies much more enjoyable ;)
And then we still have to get through Part 2….
4. Maybe a month ago Jen from Red Hot Books tweeted me news about a movie called Magic Mike. I’ve finally remembered to post it!
Girls and boys – check this out. Pictured above is Tatum Channing, Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, and Joe Manganiello.
This movie is based on Channing Tatum’s days as “working the pole” before he became an actor. The men above will be STRIPPERS. OH HAI. Joe Manganiello’s character’s name is “Big Dick Richie” – does it get better than this? Rumor has it the director is not shy about frontal nudity. I’m already assembling a girls night out for this event. Due out sometime next year.
3. O.M.G. Look what I am going to be able to wear. Khal Drogo’s moobs on my moobs. Or something like that. This shirt is available at the HBO Store. Don’t you think Smexy Claus needs to bring this to me for Christmas? Yes. Yes I do.
Even more exciting, May has designed the May/Mandi/Moob Stamp of Approval
In our pretend world, we stamp this on the books we both love. For example, our earlier review of Unclaimed by Courtney Milan gets the Moob stamp approval. It is the highest form of praise we can give a book.
What lucky book will be next?
2. Hubs sent me this link yesterday morning but I also saw it make the Twitter rounds. After the first few seconds I thought this was set up but if you watch the whole thing, it is definitely a genuine moment. And absolutely adorable. I told hubs I want to be them when we grow up. He said, we will.
Also – *I die* at the 1:45 mark. :)
1. The Weekend. Well, soccer season has started so there goes my Saturday. ;) I’m reading Finding Eden by Kele Moon and Season for Temptation by Theresa Romain. Happy Friday!
Julie@my5monkeys says
I love the magic mike picture and Boomer –yummy :)
Mandi says
Very yummy indeedy!
Leontine says
You just fed my kindle app two new books of Marie Force & Lacey Alexander, thank you ;) When I saw the cover of Hot Under Pressure I was thinking that is one hot dude in jeans! Booty, abs and biceps all very yummy!
I will organize a Dutch version of Magic Mike’s girls night out! That is one movie I have to see :D Have a great weekend…
Mandi says
I’m glad your kindle app is happy!!! ;)
Oh yes..we must see that movie
The Book Vixen says
Love the new look! Looks very clean :)
I just got French Quarter – thanks for the heads up on that one!
I’m even more excited for BD now, after they’ve made a new trailer!!
That old couple trying to figure out the webcab are adorable :)
Mandi says
I just got French Quarter too! It’s an older book but I’ve never heard of it.
I LOVE that older couple. so cute :)
Ava March says
“the director is not shy about frontal nudity” *big grin* I am so going to see Magic Mike when it comes out! Yes, I’m shallow like that and I fully admit it.
Mandi says
I will fully admit that I am going to see it for the dangling winkies. I’m not ashamed of this.
Chelsea / Vampire Book Club says
And those four particular actors + frontal nudity = must-see
may says
When channing tatum is the least attractive, you know you have SERIOUS MANCANDY!! ZOMG.
*M stamp*
I approve that kind of movie!!
Mandi says
LOL..Magic Mike gets the M stamp already! *giggles*
Natasha (WLP) says
Those two (the couple) were on HLN during the summer, it truly was real. But I agree, totally did look staged. And YAY pretty template!
Mandi says
HLN…headline news? What is HLN? LOL
But so adorable!
Sophia (FV) says
Oh thanks for the heads up on the free books. I’ve been wanting to read more Jill Myles!!
Mandi says
Wicked Games is cute!
KB/KT Grant says
ahem…. WHERE’S MY Moob Stamp of Approval???
So there opening weekend for the WTFest that will be the Breaking Dawn movie.
Mandi says
We’ll need to discuss BD after it comes out. I’ll bring Eddie and Jacob with me to the movies. Maybe they will blog about it ;)
KB/KT Grant says
If you bring the boys, I’ll bring them and Mho also.
Mandi says
It’s a date ;)
Natascha F. says
I wish I could wear moobs over my boobs. I look forward to your Top 10 each week.
Mandi says
LOL – you can for the low price of $24.95! *giggles*
;)
Natascha F. says
Are his moobs really worth $24.95?
Mandi says
They are priceless!
;)
Jen at Red Hot Books says
I love the new look, Mandi!
Mistress by Marriage sounds great… I’ve been watching your tweets on it this week & I’ll have to add it to my astoundingly large TBR pile.
Wouldn’t it be awesome if the Magic Mike movie came out while we’re all in New Orleans? It would be like Christmas in August. Can you imagine a theater full of wasted romance-readers watching hot men dance naked? It would be epic.
I need to make a stamp with Joe Manganiello on it. (He is single these days.) I could share it will Bells.
Mandi says
OMG..can you imagine? The theater would be out of control. Oh – this needs to happen ;)
Yes – you and Bells needs a Joe M Stamp! LOL.
Jen at Red Hot Books says
Of course, NOLA is teeming with strippers: male, female, and a surprising number of those in between. Even if the movie isn’t out yet, I’m sure we’ll find someone naked to entertain us.
And by the way… All comment forms need a “fix-typo” feature. It should be a requirement, since I never notice my mistakes until after I hit the button.
Paranormal Haven says
Strippers? All of them??? Dreams do come true :-D
Mandi says
ALL of them. Woo and Hoo
helyce says
Wow, one of THE best top tens Mandi! Love the Mandi/May moob stamp of approval. Very cool!!! I’d seen an interview with Tatum on Ellen a while back and he admitted to being a stripper before he started acting. Good money, I’m sure. I am so going to see this movie!
I was wondering how they would portray that particular honeymoon scene in a pg-13 format…guess a lot is left to the imagination. *wink* It was my least favorite book of the series, but I will go to see it. I just can’t help myself sometimes.
Yay for free books! And LOL on the moobs on your boobs! Have a great weekend!
Mandi says
I never knew this about Tatum. Oh my.
BD is going to be epic cheese. But I must do my duty and go ;)
Missie says
AAAAAH! Look at this place! Sooo pretty! :)
I love that 101 for seniors video. Awesome.
Happy Weekend.
Mandi says
Aww..thanks!!
Rain Maiden Jen says
Thats a fab idea to hit up the wine bar before Breaking Dawn….Its getting real hard for me to want to do an all nighter with the girls. I love my sleep. Nice Moob shirt! Have a great weekend!
Mandi says
I may have overindulged at the wine bar before Eclipse. I might do it again;)
Have a great weekend too!
jayhjay says
OMG, the male stripper movie sounds wonderfully, awesomely awful! Can’t wait. I love Bonner but my heart belongs to Joe Manganiello (or at least his abs!). Hey, I am not too far from you, lol!
Mandi says
Yes – you need to join me for the Magic Mike night. It will be FUN! ;)
jayhjay says
P.S. If smexy claus doesn’t get you that shirt, someone doesn’t know you very well!
Mandi says
I have dropped some big hints. Emailed links. (Did you know smexy claus has an email address?)
Don’t let me down Smexy Claus!!!
blodeuedd says
Well this looks different :)
And now I forgot what more I was supposed to say, I blame the emotional movie I just watched.
Let’s see..moobs, no, oh yes sexy guys in one movie, yay
Mandi says
LOL..you make me giggle. I’m glad you remembered the sexy guy movie ;)
Smash Attack says
Love the new look! :)
Are you for real about this Magic Mike movie? I mean, woah. :D
Mandi says
Oh – I’m for real!
And thanks :)
Emily says
Just wanted to say I love the new template- very chic!
Mandi says
thanks!!
Tori says
I wanna see Magic Mike for the nekkid scenes only. lol
And YEA for more Jame Jameson. Love this series. Hopefully more “Dick” too. lol
Mandi says
I fell in love with Dick in that series. He became so endearing :)
kara-karina says
They might as well call this movie Magic Moobs and be done with it :)) You left out one of the hotties – Matthew McConaughey (he’ll be the manager). Love the new look, clean and fresh!
Mandi says
omg…why hasn’t there been a Magic Moobs movie? I love!
Oh! I don’t know if I new McConaughey was going to be in it! Even better!!!
bookster says
I panicked because I couldn’t find the comment button on this new template!! haaa haaa to me :) Love that youtube video they are adorable! I am so relieved you liked Envy!!! O to the M to the G!!! yay!!!
Mandi says
Comments have been moved below so it is easier to find!
Envy was pretty great!
Hell Cat says
Oh my god. Free books! FREE. BOOKS! I am officially so broke that the 2.50 ebooks are too expensive for me so I have a book that won’t want to make me tear my hair out. Maybe! Well, one book hasn’t but I want to prolong it since it’s YA and I really like that it’s set in my not!city.
Secondly! JOE M. DUDE. Meet that hunk of delicious at Dragon*Con. Can we say, GUH?! SERIOUSLY! The man is 6’5 and weighs a solid 250. I wanna climb that man like he was Tatum’s former pole! And oh my lord, that man’s voice. Especially when he growls into a mike!
Louisa’s book covers should be shelved next to Jaci Burton’s so we can drool at multiple body parts. This will totally get me through the homework weekend of doom. Like Moobs of Doom next to it, all. Just. So much awesomeness together. The ovaries would wing off in different corners and start multiplying.
AND AND MOLLY HARPER. I’ll stop yelling now. Maybe. But! But! I need a little light humorous fic in my life right now!
For Breaking Dawn, I suggest finding a Fork and Screen, where you can drink AND watch the movie at the same time! It’s like doing shots on your couch. Yes, yes. I will not in any claim that I did that for the only movie I’ve seen (New Moon).
I just saw the little old couple on the computer at SBTB and I just wanted to hug them. They’re so cute! They’re the grandparents I wanted and never got.
Also, I need to stop abusing the exclamation mark (!!!!)! One day. Maybe.
Hell Cat says
Darn you Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
THAT IS 220 NOT 250.
I blame his epic hotness.
KB/KT Grant says
You take one side of Joe and I’ll take the other side and we’ll be like vines all up on his tree bark licking away his manly sap.
Hell Cat says
That’s deal since both sides will provide ample licking material. Especially those amazing abs and arms. Oh my good goddess in spandex.
Mandi says
LOL…You MET Joe M? SIGH. I’m officially jealous!!!
And yes – maybe sneaking a little drinky into BD will make the movie better? :)
Hell Cat says
I DID!! AND I TALKED TO HIM AND EVERYTHING. He called me “Sookie-sized!” I’m like, way, way more round but I beamed anyway because he was genuine. Gaaahrmph! (And the growl he does? That’s NATURAL. He does that in frustration for reals. When he said that, I just…had all kinds of fantasies of teasing him out on purpose.)
For serious! Find a Fork and Screen. They’re put on by…AMC, I think. You can get dinner and drinks. Did I mention the drinks? DRINKS. I got drunk off one drink cause I’m a lightweight but it made the movie so much more fun! When I lived in town, I loved going to it. It was fabulous. I was forced to be Team Edward because that one didn’t have beer in it…and came with a shot. I was far too tempted by extra shot in my drink.
http://dinein.amctheatres.com/
Mandi says
oooooh..I think we used to have one of those near us. I’ll have to look into it.
And how cute is Joe M?? :)
Hell Cat says
You should look into cause then you can play the Twilight Shots Game. I’m sure there’s a dozen of ’em at least. That would be fun.
Joe M is AMAZING looking. That beard loooooks good. And funny story time, he’s from Pennsylvania so he doesn’t rightly have the southern accent. He went to Carnegie Mellon (dude is seriously smart) and when True Blood gave him the dialect coach…it was the head of the department he learned to read from. And like the department made them all read and write in accent being presented. Because of that he already knew a lot but he got a kick out of it.
And if you want and AWWWW moment? He visits his wolf double all the time, Thunder. And like he goes on walks and gets familiar. That’s part of his downtime adventures. I just seriously.
Here’s some video of him: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=joe+manganiello+dragoncon&aq=f
Add that to the seriously smexy factor and I’m surprised my panties didn’t drop right there. I mean, the man is rugged in real life. I just gah. Yes, please! Please yes. You can just fall right out. If I had been prettier, I’d have outrageously flirted.
Kaetrin says
I think I might need a cold shower after reading about the Magic Mike movie AND seeing the Drago tee. *fans self*.
Also, I like the new look Smexy! :)
Mandi says
Thanks!
*sprays with cold water*
Jessica says
Just popping by to say I LOVE the new look. Great job, guys (and FV)!
The Momoa moobs had NOTHING to do with this visit. Nothing.
Mandi says
Thanks!
And suuuuure….you came here for the moobs. It’s okay. I’ll share ;)
Ryan says
I will be seeing Magic Mike, can’t wait! Of course it helps knowing that Matt Bomer plays for my team.
Mandi says
Oh does he now? Maybe after this movie we can start to call him Matt “Boner”
or now..why wait? ;)
Mary G says
Hi Mandi
The site looks amazing. You must read the Louisa Edwards books.
I read the first three all at once when the 3rd one came out. Just read Too Hot To Touch & loved it.
Mandi says
Thanks Mary! And yes – I’m reading her next one for sure! I’ve heard good things!
aurian says
A great top 10 again Mandi, thanks for all the info! I love the BDB but still have to start with her Angels series.
Mandi says
Well the first two books in the series aren’t great but there is some build up with a few characters that carries along in the series. So I’m not sure if you can read Envy as a stand alone.
Jill Sorenson says
Thanks for the Lacey Alexander heads up. I like her books and haven’t read that one.
Mistress by Marriage looks good, too. Okay…sold! (I’m easy)
Mandi says
Oooh..I hope you like Mistress by Marriage!! :)
twimom227 says
Love the new look!
*whispers* I still haven’t watched ELIPSE!
Mandi Schreiner says
You’re not missing much. Snort
ev says
Oh my I wish I had known about the stripper movie before I had my picture taken with him at Dragon con. I would have asked about it. LOL
Mandi Schreiner says
With WHO at Dragon Con? Which hot dude???
Hell Cat says
I think Ev means Joe. He was all GRR and GARH and GUH rolled into a sexy sandwich of GRRTHUDERY.
Never underestimate the hot, slightly drunk actions at Dragon*Con.
Mandi says
ooooh. Gotcha!
Kathryn says
Thanks for implementing the new template. MUCH easier for me to read and follow several days at a time!
Mandi says
Oh good!! Glad to hear it and thanks!
Christine says
Webcam 101 for Seniors is ADORABLE! omgosh 1:45! lol !
Love the new blog look, by the way. :)
Mandi says
Isn’t that the cutest thing ever? LOL
And thank you :)