Mandi is at the Lori Foster Event this weekend so today’s top ten is mine.
All mine!!! Bawahahahaha.
*clears throat*
10. I love this song and video. Everytime I hear it, it makes me laugh out loud and sing at the top of my voice. In fact, I’m going to find a guy named Earl and sing it to him in NOLA for the AAD convention. ‘Cause that’s just how I roll.
9. Who doesn’t like Legos? If you say, “ME!!!” then your a lying sack of poo.
Lego Batman game 2 releases in June. You better believe I already pre ordered.
8. Speaking of poo, did you know there is a site where you can actually send poo-grams? *dies* Site is called Poop Senders and it lets people anonymously send animal feces to anyone they want through the mail, and it can come from cows, gorillas or elephants. Senders can even choose between sending a quart or a whole gallon. *dies again*
7. I’m totally going to see this movie. Snow white and The Huntman is a delicious twist on an old fairy tale classic as the Huntsman ordered to take Snow White into the woods to be killed winds up becoming her protector and mentor in a quest to vanquish the Evil Queen. With Chiris Hemsworth (nom nom) and Charlize Theron in it…how can you resist? I LOVE the preview where Theron disappears in a whirlwind of crows. Or are they ravens? Who cares. It ROCKS!
It releases today. SQUEEEE!!
6. Because the world is a much better place with Tom Hardy in it.
5. I want to learn how to knit so I can make these.
4. COVER ALERT!!!
J.C. Danials aka Shiloh Walker has a new urban fantasy releasing soon (possibly late July-early August) and was gracious enough to share the cover with me. ZOMG!!
I had the pleasure of reading the first two books in this series and was blown away by the rich world building, dynamic characters, and action packed story line. This will be a must read for all Ilona Andrews and Patrica Briggs fans.
Kit Colbana—half breed, assassin, thief, jack of all trades—has a new job: track down the missing ward of one of the local alpha shapeshifters. It should be a piece of cake.
So why is she so nervous? It probably has something to do with the insanity that happens when you deal with shifters—especially sexy ones who come bearing promises of easy jobs and easier money.
Or maybe it’s all the other missing kids that Kit discovers while working the case, or the way her gut keeps screaming she’s gotten in over her head. Or maybe it’s because if she fails—she’s dead.
If she can stay just one step ahead, she should be okay. Maybe she’ll even live long to collect her fee…
Visit J.C. Danial’s blog to read an excerpt.
3. I love me some e-cards.
2. heroesandheartbreakers.com, my home away from my other two homes, my boss, Megan, has started an experiment. She calls it the Fish Experiment, which I admit I don’t get at all. I mean, wth does fish have to do with it? Anyway, those who joined the experiment agreed to read and review a genre we don’t normally read. Mine was overly ANGSTY historical romances. I am not a fan of these. Usually because the hero is a tool and treats the heroine like crap, all because of a misunderstanding that could have been resolved had the hero listened to the heroine rather than everyone else. I agreed to read Lisa Klepypas’s Dreaming Of You. Hopefully this will not push me into a depressive funk, emotionally freezing my ability to read or review. If so, you all know who to blame. *nods head*
1. I am so getting this on a t shirt.
Hiya Tori! I want to thank you for introducing me to the PoopGram!! Thre are sooo many people I would like to send one of these to. Muahahaha ;)
Allthough I’m excited for SnowWhite&TheHuntsman, its hard for me to get into a movie where K.Stew is “fairer” than Charlize Theron. Its just wrong. But I guess Chris Hemsworth will make up for that.
Poop Gram is awesomesauce! lolol
I’m mainly seeing for Chris. He’s HAWT!
I’m getting that on a T-shirt too. lol
We will be TWINS!!
My boys LOVE Legos…we have an obscene amount of them. They also love the Lego games, have all the Stars Wars ones.
Hubby and I are going to see Snow White tomorrow afternoon! WITH NO CHILDREN!!! yay!
Hope you enjoy. We love legos too.
Re #5 – you should learn to crochet if you want to make those! (aka that’s not knitting, Jim)
It looks like my nephews will be getting some new legos to play with at auntie’s house :-D
OooO I want you as an auntie. :)
Oh, yeah… Tom Hardy. Even his accent is sexy…
Shiloh Walker is awesome! New UF will definitely be on my radar…
Tom Hardy. I shiver when I say his name. lol
Blade Song is awesome!!!
Hahaha! I need that shirt :) poo gram is priceless
:)
Love the e-card and I will be seeing SW too!
E card rocks. It’s like they read my mind or something. lolol
I LOVE DREAMING OF YOU!!
Everyone knows of this book but me. WHY??
Girl….Derek Craven from “Dreaming of You” is DeeLISSSSHHHH!
YAY!
Are you kidding? Derek Craven is one of the best heroes, well, ever. Period. Have you not read that book yet? Go, get reading, you will not be depressed. It’s amazing. I reread it many many times per year. Dreaming of you is in the same vein as Devil’s Bride, and those type of historicals. But Lisa Kleypas is extraordinary.
Poo is gross, by the way. Legos are cool. We love Harry Potter Lego.
I will have to hear your link, but a few weeks ago there was a link on an affiliated site for the Lazy Harp Seal song. Awesome. Check youtube out for it.
YAY!! Glad every one loved Dreaming Of you.
Thanks for the poo gram info – I can’t wait to send one! Payback is a poo-gram!
Derek Craven – yum – one of my favorite books of all time! Would love to know what you think of it after you’ve read it.
Blade Song looks good :) I’m going to keep an eye out for it.
Blade Song ROCKS!
OMG-how come everyone Derek but me????
Everyone should send a poo gram in their life.
Everyone and their estranged uncle is reminding me that SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN is out and I haven’t seen it yet. It makes me so effing sad.
On the bright side: Tom Hardy is sexy as hell, and that last picture is something that I would say. I want a t-shirt of it like nobody’s business.
((hugs)) I haven’t seen yet either. And as much as I am saying I will, I probably won’t see it till it comes out on dvd.
Oh my god. That t-shirt. If you get one, please tell me how and wear. I will sell my soul for one. It’s such a necessary statement for me right now.
You know how dirty and pervy I felt today? http://ow.ly/i/FpAM/original
That child made me unintentionally make dirty statements. And I do mean child. *weeps* He was born in 1994. *scrubs brain* But the fact he’s 17 and already that powerful? He’s gonna like…power defensemen once he gets around 21.
I’m gonna try and see Snow White. I didn’t want to at first, but I love Charlize so much and she looks like a great villain.
GAH! Now I feel like I should turn myself in after looking at the picture. lolol
See! It’s not just me. He’s 17! But I mean, in a couple years when he hits the leagues? That boy is going to make me feel like a pervy old woman – and I’m 30. I just. I have a feeling he’s gonna be one of those boys in Lindstrom style pictures: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/4/10/14/enhanced-buzz-5761-1334082208-22.jpg
How could Tori not win a beauty cotnset, it surely was rigged. There are lots of ramps and steps out there. Its so tough to watch them get old. Norbert has no trouble getting in to the car but he sometimes slips when he runs to much and our older pugs Tubby and Ping have to be lifted into the car and bed nowurban hounds
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Reading this makes my decisions easier than taking candy from a baby.
I really needed to find this info, thank God!
These pieces really set a standard in the industry.
It’s great to find someone so on the ball
How neat! Is it really this simple? You make it look easy.
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I’d venture that this article has saved me more time than any other.
It’s great to find an expert who can explain things so well
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I’m with you on Tom!
Ahhh…a threesome! lolol
LOOOL I love that ecard and that final T-shirt saiyng, want one as well!! :-D LMAO
I love legos. I also love when I get to play with it at work, lol
Nice job Tori! I want that on a shirt too… NOLA?
Great top ten Tori! Thank you for the laughs and the recommendation.
I can’t get the link to the Blade Song excerpt to work. Plus I can’t find anything when I search for the author name. I even went to Shiloh Walker’s website and found nothing. Please help!
Hi Cerulean… Tori asked me to drop by. I’m not sure where you’re looking on my site, but there’s a link on the side bar that goes to the JC Daniels page… it’s right under the books section.
If you’re looking at a mobile browser, you’re probably not able to see as much, but mobile browsers tend to trim websites down to the bare bones, I’m afraid. The link is there, though.
The page is at http://jcdanielsblog.wordpress.com/
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