10. It’s Friday the 13th. Have you got your freak on yet today? Is that what we are suppose to do when it is Friday the 13th? Or am I mistaken?
9. Kresley Cole has announced her next book in her Immortals After Dark series will be titled, Macrieve and the hero will be Uilleam. Did you have the same reaction as me, which was…WHO?
Thankfully Cole has a list of characters on her site (I love when authors do this!). Per her site:
Uilleam and Munro: Twin Lykae warriors, AKA: Hot and Hotter. Ages ago, a clan seer predicted Munro’s mate would be a harridan. Loyal soldiers to King Lachlain.
She also mentions that last time we saw Uilleam he was escaping from the facility. Which makes me wonder if we will go back in time, like she often does and run his storyline as other books of hers has occurred. We shall see. This book comes out May 14 in hardcover. Before that we have her spin-off series, Shadow’s Claim this November.
8. Beth Kery has announced she will be releasing an eight-part erotic e-book series called, Because You Are Mine. The first part (apparently each one will be 15,000 words) will be released 7/31, with a new part each Tuesday. Per a promotion email I received:
Because You Are Mine explores the intense developing relationship between a billionaire and a young graduate student. Ian Noble is a powerful businessman who keeps emotion out of his relationships, only indulging in casual, discreet affairs. But when he meets Francesca Arno, the young artist and graduate student he has awarded a commission to create a centerpiece for the grand lobby of his new Chicago skyscraper, Ian can’t control his reaction. An intense and undeniable chemistry draws them into a passionate, all-consuming relationship that will change both of them forever.
You can go to her site to read the blurb for each part. I don’t really read serialized fiction, but I think I’m going to try this one. It will be $1.99 per part. I really like Kery’s voice though (as Beth Kery and Bethany Kane). She writes dark and erotic well. Looking forward to this.
7. Samhain has started an online book club, and its first selection is Collision Course by KA Mitchell (erotic m/m). This was the first KA Mitchell book I read, and after I finished, I read her entire backlist. I LOVE her stuff. Collision Course is free on Kindle and Nook until 7/15. The book club chat takes place Monday 7/16 at 12:30. I’m going to try to make it.
Either way, I encourage you to try Collision Course. It’s very durty. Yes, durty with a “u” – I only pull that word out when I really mean it. The first sex scene takes place in the back of an ambulance. Because, why not?!?
6. You guys. It has been confirmed. Magic Mike TWO has the green light. I now have something to obsess about for the next year. Now, first of all, Channing is going to have to fail at furniture making, and move to Miami to strip. That is a must. But I also think we need some new booty in the sequel.
My picks – Jason Momoa (Only if his stage name is Khal Drogo!) Yessss. And Michael Fassbender, and David Gandy. Make this happen America.
Who do you think we need to see strip in Magic Mike Two? (Also, I love that everyone tweeted me that we need less plot and more dancing. Right?)
5. I found a new tumblr (run by some of my fav authors) – it’s called – Raggedy-Ass Men (maybe slightly nsfw – but not too bad). Who can resist a raggedy-assed man? Not me my friend.
I want that raggedy man to shuck me my corn.
Anyway, as I was browsing this site, I also came across a tumblr called, Lumberjack Erotica. Jackpot for beard lovers! On top of that, there is also a tumblr dedicated to Woodsmen, Trappers and Mountain men.
I just might die from all the burliness.
4. ESPN has just released their “Bodies We Want” issue, featuring Olympians with some hot bods. Above is gymnast Danell Leyva, in the middle of some sort of naked parallel bars jump. I wonder how parallel his peen is at the moment? Is anyone else thinking that? Just me?
You can go HERE to see the rest of the pictures. (work warning – there are some pictures that show naked butt)
3. Close your eyes if you don’t want to see dinosaur porn. Lucky for us, scientists have released their findings on how dinosaurs had sex. Even better, they gave us pictures. It’s damn kinky. Apparently the lovely couple above has to have sex in the water, their ginormous size would have made them just fall over on land when attempting to mount. Oh my.
Another interesting fact: The peen of a T-Rex is estimated to be 12 feet long. Take that romance heroes!!!
Have I disturbed you enough? (Thanks Brie for the article!)
2. I put this on my facebook wall this week, but I think it bears repeating. How many times have I said/done this? Every day.
1. My most favorite band EVAH, The Killers, finally released a new single this week. Runaways. It’s pretty awesome. I now await tour dates on the east coast. Their full album, Battle Born comes out this September. My weekend will be filled with this song on repeat. And hopefully some good books. Happy Friday!
OMG, Dinosaur-porn?!?! I love you so much, Mandi.
I dig your Magic Mike casting!!
And, I too, was searching for the flying gymnast’s wiener. Perhaps he tucked.
Perhaps he tucked. Yes…this is a very good line. LOL
This weeks list was absolutely hilarious! I mean who else would talk about whether ones peen is parallel and discuss the length of a T-Rex’s peen. Only you dear Smexi. Bless you! LOLOLOL!
Yes Mike needs to fail badly at that furniture making business and can’t do any roofing at all so he can go back to stripping! I agree with your selections to be in the sequel. OMG Gandy stripping would cause many women to pass out in the theaters. Oooooo Momosa could do a Khal Drogo type character!
hehe…you should see all the pics/articles I sort through before settling on dino porn and parallel peen! hahahaha.
We need Gandy to strip. that is all.
I can’t stop laughing at the Dino porn! Only you would post this :-)~
I think we need more Joe “Big D” Manganiello in the next movie! I’ll be quite happy with him having more screen time! But adding in Momoa, Fassy & Gandy is a spectacular choice. I think we (the readers of Smexy) should be a part of the production. Let’s make this happen! Where do I sign?!?!
…or at least part of the casting! And extras in the audience! Just sayin’!!
I will camp out wherever they shoot for months to be an extra. My family would understand, right?
I have one last link. Ladies, hold your ovaries. Ready? Chris Hemsworth holding his baby: http://www.celebitchy.com/239596/chris_hemsworths_giant_arms_make_his_baby_look_like_a_doll_adorable/
You’re welcome!
Ovaries. Just ‘ploded.
Oh, and let’s add him to MM2 cast!
That is sooooooo sweet!!!!!!
HAHAHA I had fun watching you guys speculate who should join the Magic Mike 2 cast!!! Love it!
Also – I had the SAME reaction to Kresley Cole’s announcement… WHO? LOL
Oh good..I felt like an IAD failure because I didn’t know who the hero was. LOL.
I’m seriously considering giving up all other news sources. Everything I need to know about the world (not to mention quite a bit I didn’t know I needed to know until I knew) is right here. And, Mandi, what a wonderful place it is!
haha…I’m glad I can keep you so informed. It’s all serious business around here. *ahem* ;)
l love your top ten. dino porno and david gandy in the same section. l like micheal fassbender better. i loved him in jane eyre. the olympians looked fit must see that 1. like the fella on the tracker too
I loved Fassy in Jane Eyre. *dreamy sigh*
I have yet to see Magic mike but would agree with twitter more dancing and less plot. Love Fassy too :)
Yes…more dancing. A lot more dancing. ;)
Your top ten was grea!! Thank you and yes they do need to have way more stripping in MM2 that should be a given. I have to say I would love to see Dwyane “Rock” Johnson tho, he has to be better than Kevin Nash! Love the ESPN articles out now too,
my hubby asked why I was looking at porn, told him it was the ESPN olympic issue where the athletes were nekkid, he said “oh where are the women”, once I showed him we were both happy!!! Now can’t wait to share with him my knowledge of the t-rex peen!
LOL..your hubs made me laugh. I’m glad there were women for him!
Enjoy discussing T-rex peen over dinner. hehehehe
You’re definitely not alone in the peen wonderings. As soon as I realized the gymnast was nekkid, I looked for it and then wondered why there was no dangleage. I’m sure it says something about me that I immediately looked for the peen….
I wouldn’t expect anything less Ava ;)
I have just spent half an hour researching everything Raggedy Ass Men have to offer. Think it would be too much if I made that my home page?
This was me earlier this week when I discovered the site. So much burly goodness ;) I think making it your homepage is very appropriate! ;)
Ah, one of the best things about Friday…
David Gandy in Magic Mike #2? ::drooling:: They can put Ian Somerhalder and ASkars (who doesn’t have problem taking his clothes off) in that mix…I wouldn’t mind…
I love to watch swimming in Olympics. Swimmers have I.N.S.A.N.E. bodies…
And finally you killed me with The Killers… Fan girl over here!
Have a nice weekend!
Oh yes..those are some nice boys.
Swimmers are pretty awesome. Michael Phelps is from my area so I will be rooting for him!
YAY Killers!!!! :)
I love, love, love the Top 10! Thank you, Mandi, for always making me smile. :-)
Thanks…hope you have a nice weekend! :)
Ohhhh, I love the Fassbender for MM2. Would also like to add Idris Elba – especially if he talked in his natural English accent. Oh my God, that would be awesome.
Oh yesss…he is so fine. We need to make this happen.
Yes those are both bodies I want. Wait, is that not what they mean?
haha. No..I totes think that is what they meant ;)
I love the Raggedy-ass Men tumblr. One of my favorites.
It’s a goodie
another porn-tastic friday. YAY!!!! :)
If MM2 makes it to theaters, I need it to be fun and light. the dark emo aspect was just… LAME. Not well done. Also? More romance, or bromance. I’ll take either.
I’ll take anything as long as hot men dance. I’m easy ;)
Oh boy I can’t wait for Magic Mike 2 :D
Bring it on.
Wonderful top ten this week! I especially love the sexy farmer! I’m a city girl but could be persueded to hit the farm for guy like him!
As for Magic Mike II, I want more Channing, more Alex and maybe some Tom Hardy. They need a British guy with a wonky smile! Perhaps Henry Cavill, too?
Oh..Tom Hardy. YES. And Cavill – very nice choices. This would be awesome
Oh, and I forgot!! Alex O’Laughlin for Magic Mike II!!!
Yes! Don’t leave him out!
I LOVE your Fridays!! Cracking up over all of it! That “Because you are mine” sounds too much like Fifty Shades doesn’t it? I hate it when that happens :(
A lot of stuff is being promoted as 50 these days :( But I love Kery’s previous books so I’ll def give this a try.
I love reading your top 10!!! It’s what I look forward to all week! Love your casting for MM2. Dino porn? Crazy, bored scientist had nothing better to do. I don’t know if I’ll be reading Beth Kery’s serials. It sounds too much like 50 Shades.
Much love to you Mandi, and your awesome top 10!
Hey thanks! :)
Why did we spend $$ on dino sex research?? LOL. At least we got a laugh out of it. ;)
Magic Mike 2? I’ll go, but only if they get rid of the breasts next time and add more penises. And for God’s sake, people, play with some of the raging homoerotic elements–I was slashing boys right and left as I watched, which made it MUCH more fun. (I was just DYING for Alex and Channing to start screwing each other’s brains out on the sorority couch…who’s with me?!) They need more Alex and Matt Bomer, for sure. I was also imagining the art house version… Louis Garrel is just dewy and uninhibited in a state of undress, plus I was just thinking how I haven’t seen Ewan McGregor’s goodies in YEARS now. I was so spoiled in the late-90s, when he got naked onscreen at the drop of a hat. [drops hat, smiles in hope]
Ah, sweet Brad Richards (the hockey boy pictured)…even though you used to destroy my Sharks on a regular basis when you were a Dallas Star, you’re still a beauty who knows how to handle his stick. :-) I’m on a quest for an ESPN copy this weekend, but the real question is whether or not I’ll be able to find the covers with naked manflesh in stores. In previous years, the women’s ones were all anyone had, and people weren’t aware that ones with male athletes even EXISTED. The past two years, I’ve had to call ESPN’s back issue office and special-order one with a guy on the front. (BTW, my order was always taken by a very nice lady who TOTALLY understood where I was coming from.)
Oh Trix. You and I would be good friends. I was slashing the boys too. We need a m/m version of MM. For reals. And no boobies. WTF was that??
I hope you find an issue with the boy bits in it. Who wants the girly parts? I’m glad you had an understanding sales lady. This makes me LOL
Someone HAS to be making a gay porn parody of MAGIC MIKE. HAS. TO. If the Levi Johnston story and Jersey Shore can become gay porn, certainly this can. Sheesh!
And I’ll be calling ESPN customer service again this year, it looks like: female cover in the local stores. Eh, what can ya do?
Trix, I’m also with you. What’s better than sexy/pretty men naked and dancing? Pretty/sexy men naked, dancing and screwing! During the cowboy dance, I was totally ready for a kiss between Pettyfer and Bomer. Oh yeah!
I fourth this…
I’m looking forward to the Kery books. I’ve read a few so far. She does write some alphas (Wicked Burn was HOT but hero was truly a jerk that I wanted to kick in backside — and not in a fun way). I like the idea of the series…if I like, yes i’ll end up spending more then I would usually. but if parts 1 and 2 don’t add up, i’ve only invested $4…
thanks for the eye candy!
I liked that hero…but he has his alpha/jerk moments. I hope this new serial is good
Oh so much to love, first Dino Porno = awesome. OMG that Killers song! I knew it had come out but haven’t had a chance to listen to it yet. I love them so much! I must stalk them during the next tour.
*Off to study…and I mean study, the ESPN issue*
Lovely top 10 again, thanks for the fun pics, the hot pics, and especially the book news! And as none of us know who the new Kresley Cole hero is, we can discover him as his mate does. It sure sounds like an intriguing couple.
Love #2 Smexy!
Also, I second the nomination for Jason Momoa for MM2.
I’ll be interested to know what you think of the Beth Kery serial book. Pretty expensive overall. I like her work but I think it might be too rich for my blood right now. I read the blurbs for each on her website earlier today. I haven’t read the 50 trilogy but I did read some reviews – the blurbs seemed to be similar to what I remember. I’ll be interested to know how different the book/series is to 50. Maybe the blurbs are a publicist thing designed to pull 50 readers in?
Do you think they used Hollywood tape on the gymnast’s peen? Ouch.
She can certainly rock the concept so I expect it will be full of steamy goodness.
Great top 10! I am super excited about Kresley Cole’s new spin-off series. :)
Magic Mike 2? Yay! Love the casting, especially Jason Mamoa!!
Lol, dinosaur porn.
Yummy Olympian pics!
Thank you for sharing that on a lovely Saturday morning.
I LURVE your top ten lists. lmao. That pic from Raggedy Ass Man has got me going. I love hairy forearms on men. It’s my kink. One time I dropped by my husband’s job during the summer and he had his shirt sleeves rolled up revealing all types of forearm to me. I almost had a case of the vapors.
I don’t know if I could handle Michael Fassbender in Magic Mike 2. That might be too much Fassy for me. I’m still reeling from Shame. (Although Shame was a serious movie, my girlfriend and I still elbowed each other and giggled whenever we saw Fassy peen.)