Mandi’s still on vacation so I am your lord and master today.
ACCEPT ME AS YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!
*clears throat* Oops, wrong group.
Sooooooo…. let’s get this party STARTED.
10. J.R. Ward has announced she will post a daily Lovers At Last quotes on Facebook, starting today till it’s release.
First one is Bella and Z.
The scream carried all the way across the glowing blue lawn as, up
at the terrace, a lone figure shot out into the snow at a dead run.
Lots of people shouted back at Bella, but he doubted she heard a
As she skidded into range, Blay immediately reached for her- (…) (A)nd, oh, God, he was never going to forget the expression on her face— it was more horrific than any war atrocity he’d ever seen, as if she were being flayed alive, sure as her arms and legs were strapped down and pieces of her very flesh were being peeled from her body…
-Lover at Last, pg 152 (edited a little bit)
Woooooooo to the hooooooooo
9. Camel toe seems to be more of a problem then I suspected if this product was needed. According to the Smooth Groove company, “a staggering 55% of women, irrespective of age, size or weight, experience camel toe at some point”?
Yes, a staggering 55%.
Basically, this polymer flexible cup, which comes in 3 different colors and a pretty satin bag, keeps you from looking like this:
*I have no words*
8. What do you get when you put Roadhouse with Bill Murray?
A funny as hell story that makes watching Roadhouse all that much sweeter.
According to the Popwatch, Bill Murray has a habit of calling Kelly Lynch’s husband, Mitch Glazer, every time Bill watches Roadhouse and a sex scene appears between the young nimble Kelly and the ‘oh so sexy’ Patrick Swayze.
Below is an except from an interview Glazer did with the A.V. Club:
Speaking of Bill Murray, every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.
Speaking of sexy men. Author and fellow smut provocateur, Jess Haines, brought this to my attention this morning.
Apparently, Turkish oil wrestling is a legit sport.
You can watch it in all it’s wonderful sweaty, oily, grunt-y action packed glory HERE.
We so need a con in Turkey. Just saying.
5. I ADORE Amy Poehler. Adore. Adore. Adore.
Especially for her response to Taylor Swift’s accusing comments she made over Poehler’s and Tina Fey’s joke about her and Michel J. Fox’s son at the 2013 Golden Globes.
“”Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff. “
I hope I get a seat right next to her and Fey on the short bus to hell.
4. Only in Florida. Stanley Colorite is a self proclaimed ‘Barbie Man’. His collection takes up over 4 rooms in his FL home.
He has over 2,000 Barbies and 1,ooo Kens and spends over $20,000 a year adding to the collection.
I wonder if he has bearded Ken.
Love Gandy? Want Gandy?
Well, here’s your chance.
Spend a day on a Lucky Brand fashion shoot with David Gandy in the USA!
That’s right ladies…Gandy is being ‘auctioned off” on Ebay and the winning bid gets to spend the day with him. You can talk to him, touch him, rub yourself all over him….ZOMG!!
The auction is for Comic Relief-Red Nose Day and 100% of the money goes to the charity.
2. BOOK NEWS
Elle Kennedy has a new Out Of Uniform book coming out July 9, 2013.
Hotter Then Ever. No cover picture but there’s a blurb. I LOVE there is a warning.
This book is very dirty. Ménage a trois and man-on-man dirty. Graphic-language and explicit-sex dirty. Basically? Dirty. You’ve been warned.
1. The Penis Song. Need I say more?