10. This pretty much sums up me writing the Top Ten today. I’m just gonna wing it. Plus who can resist a donkey wearing pants and shoes. (Don’t worry, this won’t be the top ten hottest donkey post. Hot men are to come. Hee Haw!)

9. Nalini Singh always gets the BEST covers for her Guild Hunter series. Archangel’s Legion comes out in late October and will go back to Raphael and Elena. I love it.  Go to Goodreads to read the blurb. Of course who cares about this book when we have Heart of Obsidian coming out this June. WANT.

8. J.R. Ward revealed the cover for her next Fallen Angel book, Possession coming out this fall. I don’t love this series like the BDB but I still read it. The blurb as me curious –

When Cait Douglass resolves to get over her broken heart, throw off her inhibitions, and start really living, she’s unprepared for the two sensual men who cross her path. Torn between them, she doesn’t know which to choose–or what kind of dire consequences could follow.

Jim Heron, fallen angel and reluctant savior, is ahead in the war, but he puts everything at risk when he seeks to make a deal with the devil–literally. As yet another soul is unwittingly caught in the battle between him and the demon Devina, his fixation on an innocent trapped in Hell threatens to sidetrack him from his sacred duty…

Who are these two sensual men?? Did we get a hint of this in the last book? I don’t remember. Also if you missed it, JR Ward gave us lots hints for upcoming storylines with the BDB. Recap is here.

7. On April 10th, there will be a live chat with Abigail Roux at noon EST. Woot. I’ll be there to ask her all the questions about Ty and Zane she probably won’t answer. Also, Stars & Stripes is still in the Dabwaha tournament so we need to get out and vote for that book this weekend!

6. Someone on Twitter (I can’t remember who, sorry!) alerted me to this cool service. The eReaderIQ Tracking Service. If you want to read a book, but you’d rather wait for the price to drop, you can have this website track it for you and get an alert when the price drops. It will also track when print only books become available in digital format and if an author has a new release out. It’s a really cool service and I’ve heard great things about it.

5. Nine reasons to be depressed you will never marry Adam Levine. Not to burst your bubble, but yeah – you aren’t going to marry Adam Levine. So just get depressed about it and come join our party.

Pay close attention to #4 ladies and gents. Close attention. Try not to stick your tongue on the monitor. *wipes* LINK.

4. Game of Thrones recap. They only thing you need to know from the Game of Thrones episode last Sunday is, “Men don’t need nipples.” Best line ever? Real men can have their nipples chopped off without crying!

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Speaking of nipples….These guys all have their nipples. But that’s ok. Hey- Let’s do some laundry. Gather round. Let’s all hold hands and start swaying. This is some serious emo you guys.

Yes it’s cheesy but it’s cheesy sexy. And then at the 2:15 mark it changes to two men who are in love – and there is boy kissing!!! And a massage. And boys in a hot tub. It’s slightly NSFW. No nakey boy parts though.

2. Hey this guy spanks his dough. No really. I think this is a real commercial. I suddenly NEED pizza and a salad spinner. Thanks to Tori for sending it.

1. It’s Friday – I’m going out to eat chicken wings and salt & vinegar fries tonight. I’m excited y’all. I hope you find something smexy to read!! I’ll a verra dirty Smex Scene Sunday post coming up. *grins*