Holla!! Since Mandi and May are off doing fun interesting things without me (how rude), I’m doing this weeks Top Ten.

wooohoooo

 

1. I’m heading to Book Bash tomorrow. Touted the “largest single day author signing in the USA”, this 4 hour long signing has over 100 authors and a majority are going to be fan-girled by yours truly. I’m also meeting up with the lovely Jen from FictionVixen.

 

2. Thanks to @has_bookpusher for this heads up. Monster porn takes a new and disturbing leap with DINOSAURS. I just can’t…..yea.

Here’s the blurb: Zell is chosen by her tribe to be sacrificed to the group of intelligent raptors that live in the center of the jungle. The reluctant virgin is strapped to an altar to be bred by the leader of these creatures. But, after her first taste of dinosaur seed, she realizes she wants more, and there are plenty of dinosaurs eager to slake her need. The fertility ritual becomes a wild dinosaur gangbang she will never forget.
Warning! This 4600~ word erotic short story is for adults only. It contains explicit language and sex scenes including: dinosaur sex, monster breeding, bukkake, dinosaur cum creampies, and a reluctant virgin sacrifice who becomes a horny cumslut.

I don’t know if I’m more shocked by the blurb or the price. $2.99 for 16 pages? Yikes.

 

3. From the blog of Smart Bitches Trashy Books comes a funny.

[…]Jodi McAlister has sent me evidence of The Greatest Heroine Name Ever In the History of Romance:

So in the course of my PhD research, I think I have come across the GREATEST HEROINE NAME OF ALL TIME, and I think you need to know about it.

It’s from a 1938 Mills & Boon called Devotion. I haven’t read the book, but I found this review of it on the National Library of Australia archive.

The heroine’s name is – wait for it… Happy Penistone.

HAPPY PENISTONE.

And people think the old Mills & Boons aren’t dirty as fuck.[…]

HAHAHA Those crazy Mills & Boone folks.

 

4. Simon & Schuster Teen have a neat new site called Pulseit. On Pulseit you can read YA/NA books online for free. FREE!!!! Each week they post new books & you can read as much of them as you’d like. It’s free to join.

 

I expected a life of music.
I expected to raise my son.

It took one look to make everything change.
I never expected happiness.
I never expected to find her.
I never expected to feel desire.
I never expected I’d be a family man.
I never expected to be loved.
I never expected to fall in love.
They say you should expect the unexpected. I didn’t realize my unexpected would be the forever kind.

 

6. E-card really does have a card for everything. Even taco love.

 

 

 

7. LMAO. This BMW commercial KILLS me.

 

8.  The cover for next week’s New Yorker. Entitled A Moment Of Joy, this was drawn by artist Jack Hunter in celebration of the Supreme Court striking down part of the national Defense of Marriage Act, which defined marriage as between one man and one woman. That will extend over 1,000 federal benefits to married gay couples.

 

9. Want to go to Dragon Con? St Martin’s Press is holding a sweepstakes to celebrate the release of Sherrilyn Kenyon’s newest Dark Hunter book-Styxx. You can enter to win a trip for you and a lucky friend to Atlanta, GA for Dragon Con. Plane tickets, hotel, and con passes included. Heck of a sweepstakes, folks.

 

 

10. Last but not least. Meet the Wawrick University Rowing Club. When they aren’t training for events, they like to do things for charity. Like get nekkid and pose for calendars to benefit the Ben Cohan Foundation.

ZOMG

Thank you Buzzfeed. Thank you so very, very much. You can purchase the calendar here. It’s titled Brokeback Boathouse.

I die.