10. I leave for the beach tomorrow morning. And look – Joe M is waiting at our beach house pool. I’ve invited him to be my pool boy for the week. Look at that smirk – he is saying, come on down Smexy. I’ve got something for you. What do you have for me Joe? A pool noodle in your pants??

I’m going to jump in and bounce off those abs. And then we are going to lotion each other up. And then do other unsavory things. BE JEALOUS.  We have much more to discuss about Mr. Manganiello in this top ten. Prepare yourselves.

9. Bow down y’all. Just bow down to the King. Initial thoughts – I like this cover. I realllllly wish Wrath was wearing his wrap around sunglasses – I think that would have made him look older (which is how I see him in my head) and because he wears those suckers 24 hrs a day. I don’t like seeing his whole face. But I like the dark read and the throne and all of that. George should be sitting at his feet too! *wink* Dying for this book. It’s up at Amazon with a release date of March 25.

8. We are not done with cover reveals. Samantha Young’s new cover for Before Jamaica Lane was revealed at Heroes & Heartbreakers this week. You can read the blurb here. It’s set to release this January. I’ve read two books by this author and LOVE her voice. Excited for this one.

7. Smexy Books has a Tumblr now! Hooray. If you have a Tumblr or know of any good romance/book/hot men tumblrs I should be following, hit me up in the comments.

6. Here is Joe climbing a mountain and doing ALL THE MANLY THINGS in the sand. If you need more, here is a longer video with Joe talking about his Men’s Health shoot and his workout routine.

5. And I can’t have a Joe M themed Top Ten without showing off his bum from last week’s True Blood. I don’t watch this show anymore but I totally stalk the internet for the nakey parts. Joe M + nakey hiney = Happy Friday! Here are the NSFW pics.

4. With all this Joe M talk, Henry Cavill is feeling left out. He too has some rockin’ abs and in the above video he shows them off. Oh Henry. I think we need a Cavill/Manganiello bromance. Shirtless bromance.

3. The official music video for I Wanna Channing All Over Your Tatum. And – Channy Tay Tay uses his…noodle…to save someone from drowning in the vid. I’m tell you – these men and their noodles. I also love that this is actually a song. LOLOL.

2. Earlier this week on Twitter, Pamela made sure we were all aware of the EPIC movie coming to SyFy channel this July. Are you guys ready? SHARKNADO. That is an actual screen shot from the movie. The premise:

“After a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.”

Twitter thinks this calls for an epic tweetcast as the movie airs July 11th. I think Twitter is right.

1. I’m off to the beach and May and Tori are in charge this coming week. Give them some good company.  Hopefully I’ll come back rested, tan and engaged to Joe M, with some good book recs!