10. Its that time of year again. That time where stores cram holiday spirit down our throats and we spend an exuberant amount of money buying the perfect gift only to be asked for the receipt so it can be returned the next day. What makes my holidays complete is funny holiday decorations. Click here to see more. It’s from 2009 but remains timelessly funny.
9. Have you been naughty or nice this year? Check out http://socialsanta.co and find out. It uses your twitter acct to count the number of naughty words you’ve tweeted to see if you’re getting presents or coal this year. I checked mine and sadly, but not unexpectedly, my score was 71. :( I’m a bad, bad girl.
7. Looking for an interesting gift? Get a celebrity to call your friends/family and wish them a Merry Christmas. Celebcalls.com is a revolutionary way for you to have your friends or families favorite celebrity contact them for just about any special occasion. You customize your greeting by selecting hundreds of options for each celebrity. The greeting can then be sent as a phone call or e-card. At only $3.99 a pop, it’s a pretty unique and inexpensive gift. Plus, if you’re like me, you can choose celebs your friends despise. BAWHAHAHAHA
6. What better way to celebrate 2014 then with 12 pictures of ‘OMG YOU ARE SO FREAKING HAWT’ Stuart Reardon, all bundled up in a nifty calendar. *hint-hint* Seriously, who the hell wouldn’t want this??? Check out all that tattooed, muscular thighs, cut obliques, sexy bearded, lick-able goodness HERE. Only $20 per calendar. That is CHEAP for a year of ALLLLLLLLL that.
Oh look!! He’s on twitter. https://twitter.com/stureardon *followed*
5. How cool is this?!?!?! Amy from Fiction Vixen sent me this.*gasp* I wants!!
Esty store-Literati Club– screen prints pages from books on to clothing. Say whaaaaaaa? It’s a book readers dream come true. Readable fashion. They have pre made items in store, like the scarf above, or you can have them make something special for you. I think a sex scene from JR Ward’s BDB books would look lovely on a t shirt for me.
4. This video kills me. The cat is all like, “Whatevah.” This is why I love Youtube. You really CAN find anything there.
3. Need more gift ideas. Buzzfeed offers up a list of 24 gifts for book lovers everywhere. The one above makes me laugh everyime I see it. I kinda liken it to what I want to do with that stupid Elf on a Shelf.
Which reminds me….
2. If you’re like me, the Elf stays where he lands once you toss him out of the box. Unlike those who spend MONTHS planning elaborate escapades, I just can’t justify making a mess and blaming it on the “naughty” elf because that &*^$^% elf won’t be cleaning it up…I will. So, luckily for me and my slacker friends, I found Elf on the Shelf for Slackers. Thought up by blogger Anna Luther, she gives us 25 days of slacker awesomeness to guide you through the Elf on the Shelf mania with the least amount of effort.
HOORAH!
1. I tweeted earlier this week that I had re read the Kate Daniels series by Ilona Andrews ‘cause I was feeling sad and I couldn’t wait for book 7-Magic Breaks. They responded with this.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*thud*
OMG The quote. THE QUOTE. I neeeed that book.
I am pretty sure my cat would hark on my pillow if I tried that.
hark, hork. Same thing.
My cat would kill me if I did that to her. lol
Bloomin’ Heck! The quote!!! THE QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!
I know right?
OMG. Curran, Roland…..eeeeeek, *thud*
Oh man, I can not WAIT for Magic Breaks.
Me neither. I’m jonsing already.
Ditto everyone else – THE QUOTE! omg. Curran. ded. the end.
LOL
Those lights! LOL
I want Santa peeing off my roof.
That Social Santa is quite strict, I got in trouble for my liberal use of the word “suck” or “sucked” and I never used it for anything remotely naughty
I was penalized for wanker but not peenis. So weird. lol
That cat video is awesome! I’d be hospitalized if I even attempted it on my boys. Lol
You and me both. lol
Love the How To Wrap A Cat For Christmas video and I’m with you with Kate Daniels’ quote… Squeeeeeeee!!
Is it July yet??
STUART REARDON IS SO HOT, OMG KATE AND CURRAN!!!!!!!
Awesome list!!
OMG- Did you go to the site? Dear God. *thud*
I want those legs bookmark!
Me too!
Okay, you sent me to Buzzfeed. Aaaannnnd, there goes two hours.
:-)
Loved it! And that quote, yes, that deserves a whole post for itself. Going to share this email ..