10. I have the World Cup fever y’all. ‘MERICA. I’m nervous just thinking about Sunday’s game.
9. Mama likes. I even like that we can see his face. And that he forgot to put on a shirt or button his pants. And you can see his forearms. MAMA LIKES. Head over to Jaci’s site to read the blurb. Quarterback Draw releases February 2015.
8. Courtney Milan released the cover and blurb for her upcoming book, The Suffragette Scandal. I love me some Courtney Milan. There is also an excerpt at her site. Check it all out here.
Courtney has also announced that starting on July 7, she will be releasing all of her previous books as enhanced e-books. What does that mean? You can read a full explanation at her site, but it basically means we get her books, reissued with additional content (interviews, deleted scenes, audio clips) and reduced prices. So yay! If you haven’t read this author, you reallllly need to – check out our reviews.
7. You guys, we are getting a ton of new emojis next month, as part of a software update from Apple and Microsoft. I live for emojis. I can’t text without using them. I scream in frustration when there is not an emoji to properly convey my emotion. But now I will have 250 new ones to play with. I hope my friends are ready for some epic text messages. They have only released a couple of images for the upcoming update – one is for the very important “Man in Business Suit Levitating” – I have many uses for him (I totally don’t – wtf) . Another is the middle finger.
Currently, my favorite emoji is the girl raising her hand:
Every time I text Smexy reviewer May a picture of a hot guy, she responds with this. It makes me LOL every damn time.
6. David Gandy is releasing his own underwear line this fall through Marks & Spencer. It will be a 28-piece line. A few thoughts: Gandy and Becks (who also has an underwear line) can now have underwear battles – hopefully naked underwear battles. Second, I’m totally going to wear Gandy underwear as PJ’s. Third, Gandy IN underwear is an amazing thing. Fourth, the above video is 8 years old and never gets old.
5. I saw a collection for cool tea infusers on Imgur this week and I wanted to share. I drink tea almost every night, but I don’t have any cool infusers like “Fred” – who is just hanging out like a cool dude in your tea cup.
I don’t have the Manatea Infuser, which could be the cutest thing to have ever been created!!! Go here to see more.
4. Fun (but messy, but everything is messy) thing to do with your kids this summer. Take a 2-liter bottle of diet coke. Take an entire roll of Mentos. Insert all the mentos into the diet coke bottle and a massive eruption will occur. This entertains my boys endlessly.
But then I saw the above happen. Every year we rent a dunk-tank for our Fourth of July Party. I can totally fill it with Diet Coke and totally make my husband wear a suit out of Mentos. Okay, so probably not but a girl can dream. (I have small dreams).
3. Fifty Shades of Grey released their first picture from the movie. It’s Christian driving a car!! It’s so amazing!!! Not. What the heck? Who cares about this picture. (Okay who cares about the movie really) but I want to see something good. Something provacative. When I tweeted this, my replies consisted of – He looks like Knight Rider. He looks like Dexter. He looks like a dad going to pick up diapers at the supermarket. Oh my twitter friends – you do make me giggle.
Until we get some good photos, we can always stare at these slightly nsfw pics.
2. The Arrow dude, aka Stephen Amell has been recording his Superhero Workouts. Boy can move. And there is grunting and heavy breathing. Video #1, Video #2 and Video #3. All of the stuff he does is pretty cool. And I think we can all —->>>
1. I’m off to the beach bishes! I do love my beach week. I’m leaving at 4:30am tomorrow. *shakes fist at traffic* – I’ll be in the minivan with my kids, the dog, and a kayak strapped to my roof. My husband will be in his Jeep with the doors off cruising down the highway. How did this happen??
Have a great weekend and read something Smexy!
Patti (@lovesfabromance) says
You can tell I’m a Saints fan because I totally read Jaci Burton’s book title as “Quarterback Drew” (as in Brees, lol).
And seriously, THAT’s the photo they chose to release first? *yawn*
may says
*girl raising hand*
yes. This, the hammer, and the lightning bolt are my most used. I need more emojis though. I’m excited!
*watches superhero workout again*
Kim says
Dear gawd!!! I first came across David over at Kresley Cole’s website a few years ago. I was ready to dump the husband unit!!! I too did a google search and my favs are the shower and bare butt. Edible!!!!
LoriK says
I have a “Fred.” Some good friends sent him to me this past winter when things were going very badly and I needed a lot of tea. He’s even cuter in person than he looks in the pic.
Ren says
LOL “girl raising hand” emoji is my fave too in Whatsapp :D
CK says
Gandy is always worthy of a bunk break :) Tho Arrow Dude (LOL) is quite nice, too. And LMFAO on the tea infusers…the last pic? Tea, errr, bags? I’m still laughing and sending it to all my friends. Thank you.
blodeuedd says
I need the Fred infuser!
Krista says
Oh David Gandy, I can’t wait to see your bulge in 28 new and interesting ways.
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500 grams to cups