10. I’ve never said “yeth”      *shifty eyes*

9.  Earlier this year I read Indecent…Exposure by Jane O’Reilly (see my smex scene post) and I really enjoyed. It was hot, dirty and awkward. I had kind of forgotten that two more (with different heroes and heroines) were going to be released in this series until Katherine recommended I try book two (thanks Katherine!) These are very short novellas so they are quick reads. Indecent..Proposal was DIRTY FUN. The heroine is very promiscuous, and the hero kind of hates her. It’s hot. LOL. I definitely recommend both books. As I said in my earlier post, this author’s voice very much reminds me of Charlotte Stein. My only disappointment is with how short these are. We need more time devoted to the characters and their romantic development. But for a quick, dirty read I recommend. I’ll be post a dirty scene from this book on Sunday if you want to check it out.

8. Nalini Singh is going to release a rock star romance this September!! I’ve had a sneak peek and it’s really, really good. There is a great atmosphere surrounding the rock star hero and the heroine fights for the relationship. And it’s really sexy. The blurb can be found at Goodreads.

7. A man in the UK took a picture of a cloud that resembles a big peen. He posted it places and as peen cloud stories tend to do, it went viral. The peen cloud now  has its own Twitter account – @BigPenisCloud. Its first tweet – “Watch out for precipitation” – never change internet. Never change.

6. Bear Grylls has a new show called Running Wild on NBC. It’s basically Bear, running around the wildnerness doing his manly hot things and he makes a celebrity tag along so we can all laugh at the celebrity when they attempt to eat a worm or have to pee in the woods. The first episode which aired this week (it’s on demand if you want to catch it) featured Zac Efron. My first reaction to Zac Efron is basically – eh. But then I watched. And although Zac Efron is a youngin’ he was really cute on this epidsode. He made me laugh and he was genuinly excited for it all. And hi muscular arms. (what?) (see more here)

Later this season, Channy Tay Tay will be on. Maybe he can teach Bear some dance moves. Maybe they can strip together, in a cave, alone with only a small fire to keep them warm. There will be snuggling and back massages. The cock cloud will quietly float overhead….

5. Tori sent me this story and it’s pretty fabulous. Fabio has a new protein powder out and has been on tour through grocery stores to promote it. While in stores, he takes pictures with fans as if they are cover models. Not sure if he initiates the pictures, but if he is asked by his fans, it’s pretty cool of him.

Snort. Maybe he’ll come to my grocery store! I’d totally make him hold my husband. LOL (read the story here)

4. Because Sons of Anarchy is coming back and Charlie Hunnam is hot (damn that accent) And this video is super cute.

3. A strawberry butterfly. The cuteness!!! (this is a wholesome picture to balance out the cock cloud)

2. You guys. People in China are putting sexy underwear on their peaches. (this totally negates my wholesome strawberry pic.)

1. My goal for this weekend is to actually read! I haven’t had much reading time lately. I’m going to finish Truly by Ruthie Knox (which is really good) and then try A Seal’s Mission by Rachel Krall.

And my goats have arrived. They are super cute. Quite shy when we first got them but now they are eating out of our hands. So far they’ve been pretty quiet so I don’t think we’ve completely annoyed our neighbors yet. Happy Friday and have a great weekend!!