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Smexy’s Top Ten -December 5th

December 5, 2014 by Tori 13 Comments

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10. Amen and pass the scotch.

 

 

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9. Merry Christmas and Ho Ho… WHOA! I wish all Santas dressed like this. *wink*
The Annual Santa Speedo Run is a nationwide event held every December all over the US and Canada. Men and Women race through the city, wearing speedos (or any revealing under roo style bottoms) and other various Christmas appeal to raise money for various charities.

 

 

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8. The gift that keeps on giving.  This mistletoe belly button ring gives new meaning to the term, “kiss me under the mistletoe.” Heh. (Thanks, Katie) You can pick one up HERE.

 

 

7. *snicker* We all knew it was only a matter of time. Mandi sent me this and I can’t stop watching and laughing. The expression on Rudolph’s face…OMG I die. Also, is it just me or does that elf look and sound like Kristen Stewart?

 

 

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6. Still looking for that perfect gift? Behold the Humping Moose LONG SLEEVE Shirt. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a row of humping mooses (meese?) across your chest.

 

 

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5. Dear homeowner, you had ONE job…

 

 

4. Did you know there was a Star Wars Holiday Special? I didn’t either and still wish I didn’t. Oy. This was released by CBS  in 1978 and was so poorly received, it was never shown again and executives were forced to sign a disclosure vowing NEVER to mention it or they would suffer a fate worse then death. Okay, I admit I made that last part up, but after watching this, I’m convinced something similar played out.

 

 

 

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3.  HAHAHAHA  For the candle lovers…Smell My Nuts by Our Own Candle Company.

I die.

You can purchase many different nut smells HERE. *snicker* This store also carries Dancing Goat blend coffee. I admit I’m curious.

 

 

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2.  And you thought YOUR family Christmas portraits were bad.

 

Last but not least….

 

 

1.  No Christmas is ever complete without a bag of Schweddy Balls.

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  1. Gisele Pinheiro says

    December 5, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    OMG!! Fifty Shades of Santa. Made. My. Day.
    LOLOL Can’t stop laughing.

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    • Tori says

      December 5, 2014 at 2:56 pm

      It’s the bestest video EVAH!

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  2. Jennifer @ The Book Nympho says

    December 5, 2014 at 2:47 pm

    OMG!! 50 Shades of Santa was AWESOME! And most likely better than the real thing. LOL

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    • Tori says

      December 5, 2014 at 2:56 pm

      The expression on Rudolph’s face when Santa comes up behind him gets me every time.

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  3. blodeuedd says

    December 5, 2014 at 2:57 pm

    LOL!. Loved the 50 vid

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  4. Lammie says

    December 5, 2014 at 3:09 pm

    I am pretty sure I watched that Star Wars Christmas special when it was originally broadcast (I guess I am a lot older than you), but I don’t really remember it. I was a teenager then and I loved both Star Wars and Christmas so it would have been a no-brainer. We didn’t have a VCR then, so I couldn’t tape it like I eventually did with my Christmas favorites. My father couldn’t understand why you would want to watch something more than once!

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    • Tori says

      December 5, 2014 at 3:36 pm

      Hmmm, in 1978 I was 8 and in love with Star Wars myself but I don’t remember seeing it.

      My dad was the same way. Once you watch or read it, it’s done and you move on. lolol

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  5. Cat says

    December 5, 2014 at 8:41 pm

    I will never look at starlight mints the same way ever again. I just ate one. The taste is rapidly becoming foul in my mouth and memory.

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  6. Melanie Simmons (@mlsimmons) says

    December 5, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    Thank you Tori. You’re the best. The world needed to see “50 Shades of Santa”

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  7. Alesa says

    December 6, 2014 at 4:58 am

    50 Shades spoof so so funny. Brilliant. I die ;). Thanks Tori.

    And she totally looked like KStew!!

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  8. Jackie says

    December 6, 2014 at 7:13 am

    Santa..but…wait…what…my eyes

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  9. KT Grant says

    December 6, 2014 at 11:37 am

    Love seeing Santa’s naked bum in that trailer. Snerk. He should have worn the mistletoe belly ring!

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  10. may says

    December 6, 2014 at 5:00 pm

    There is just one problem with the speedo run… most, and I mean 99% of the population does NOT look good running while scantily clad. Things… shake. jiggle. (shudders)

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