10. Schoooooooool starts Monday. This year I have a middle-schooler. Hold me.
9. KMM released the back cover copy for her January Feverborn release. Go to her Facebook Page to read it. I still see that darn “Jada” name and not “Dani.” Yes, I’m holding a grudge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmcezy9RqjY
8. I saw this tweeted yesterday – and even though it’s from 2012 – it’s just the best kiss and I had forgotten all about it! #FlashbackFriday! (Best part starts at 30 sec mark)
7. Amanda tweeted this tumblr link to me this week – Things My Dick Does – and it made me GIGGLE. It’s VERY NSFW. You will see pee-pees! (adults call them penises). So please open at your own risk. It’s pee-pees with cartoon drawings on them. Here is the link.
6. Look – this week it’s either penises or cute animals. It’s all I’ve got. Nothing in between. This dog got stuck in a bush. I just find it ridiculously funny. (it’s reallllly time for my kids to go back to school. They’ve drained me of brain cells *wink*)
5. You guys! This sheep! He avoided being sheared by hiding in a cave for six years. DUDE – just get a hair cut – it will be okay! I smile so hard every single time I look at this. You can read more about Shrek the Sheep here.
4. Adult coloring books. Not the pervy kind (which I may have gifted to some friends) but an App – and the kind you can color if you need to de-stress or if you are bored. It looks really cool. Per this article, “Recolor – Coloring Book For Adults” seems to be the most popular. I made some artsy eyeball something above. Just for your viewing pleasure! The cool thing I found is that you can put effects on your picture when done. For example, I can make is shiny
3. Your daily Cute. A baby kangaroo and baby emus – best buds until they are released into the wild! (let’s all agree, an adult emu is not that cute – plus one bit me on the finger once. ) Side note: When I get another dog – I want to get a tiny something and name it Roo, from Winnie and the Pooh. In case you all were wondering. Who doesn’t love Roo? (link)
2. Pumpkin Spice Latte M&M’s. #Nope.
1. I guess summer is winding down. I got so chilly at soccer practice last night. I’ve bought a fall wreath and a fake pumpkin. I guess I’m accepting this whole – cold weather is coming – thing. This weekend we are having a crab feast and then a fondue night to celebrate end of summer and back to school. Fun :) Happy weekend!!!
There’s also a pecan pie M&M this year. My 17 yr old son and I have a thing that we have to try every new M&M flavor. I may forget to tell him about these.
That’s cute to do!
M&M’s, please don’t go the crazy ass way of Lay’s. If I see a chicken & waffles M&M I’m going to throw a tantrum.
Why does M&Ms have to push the envelope?
My kid went back to school this week. It was LLLOOVVVEEELLLYYY.
That poor sheep. *giggle*
I will hold my grudge regarding “Jada” until Dani is back and under Ryo.
That absolutely has to be rectified.
I have so little trust in KMM, I do not even trust that “Jada” on the cover means we get decent Dani page time- if any.
I wish I could quit her! Why can’t I quit KMM! I gripe and harp and march with my pitchfork and I still read. Every. single. time
I love all the pumpkin-flavored stuff this time of year. I bought some pumpkin salsa to try and some caramel apple popcorn, which was so good.
Can’t stop laughing. Things My Dick Does. Too funny.
LOL
*until Dani is back and under Ryo! haaaaaaaaaaa. love it!!
I’ve been away from this page to long, missed it!!
LOL