10. Happy 4th of July weekend everyone!! May you be sober enough after the weekend to actually celebrate it on Monday.

9. It’s my dream m/m/m threesome. What? Don’t even bother to deny you all haven’t thought about it.
Someone needs to write some fanfic about them. Pronto. Am I the only one hearing ‘I’m Sexy and I Know It?’

8. In terms of the ultimate Harry Potter fan-actress Margot Robbie may have us all beat.
You can read her interview with Jimmy Kimmel at Buzzfeed.

7. Lisa Frank is unveiling a new line of adult coloring books. *GASP* I was a total Lisa Frank hore as a tween-ager.
According to USA Today, they will be sold at the Dollar General next month.

6. I need these candles. I would use them for ALL THE OCCASIONS and non-occasions.
You can purchase them from LotusCandles.com.

5. Matt Bellassai, the hilariously funny guy behind  the’Whine About It’ videos, is GOING ON TOUR. AND WILL BE IN FL. *thud*

4. This is has to be the bestest thing I’ve read on the internet this week.
A 10-year-old applies and is accepted to the Paris Summer Innovation Fellowship so she can be mentored by the best in robotics
This kid is already working code for Thymio robots. At age 10.
At age 10 I was getting the crap beat out of me in softball and trying to avoid Slurpee brain freeze.
GIRL POWER!! KID POWER!!

3. I love Wonkette’s restaurant horror stories. Having worked for years in the service industry, I have seen people at their worst and apparently so has Wonkette.
My favorite has to be the customer complaining the chicken in their caesar salad was cold, crunchy, and doesn’t even taste like chicken. It was a crouton.

2. The FDA is always trying to ruin my day.
Now they are saying eating raw cookie dough may not only give you salmonella but also something about the flour isn’t resistant to bacteria and you can get e.coli.
BLAH BLAH BLAH.

1. Today me and the kid are headed to see Twenty-One pilots. This will be our 3rd time seeing them. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE