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Smexy Top Ten – Gobble Gobble!

November 17, 2017 by Mandi 16 Comments

Endless hours watching the Food Network has fully prepared me to sit around watching you cook this Thanksgiving.


10. Ready to watch my mom cook! Thanks mom!

9. Stovetop came out with “Thanksgiving pants” – so your overstuffed belly has room to wiggle about. They sold out in less than a day. $20 a pop.

What would we see if we looked down the man’s pants???

Here is the link – we can try again next year.

8. You know what goes great when you wear Stuffing Pants – If you smell like fried chicken. KFC Japan is selling fried-chicken scented bath bombs. Unfortunately they only made 100 and those too sold out. It’s like the dangle these amazing products in front of us, and won’t let us take a grease bath! Damn it, KFC. I had big dreams this Thanksgiving.

7. The PERFECT accessory to your Stovetop Stuffing Pants, are flip flop socks. I live in the Northeast – in the summer, I LIVE in my nike flip flops (that they have stopped selling and I may not survive next summer) When it gets cold, I now have a new way to still wear my flip flops! How exciting!

 

6. To continue to keep Thanksgiving, super classy, make sure to make cranberry jello shots. Shoot enough of these, and pants will start coming off!


5. When you fall into bed Thanksgiving night, drunk and your stuffing pants are feeling really tight – there is now the “Smart Duvet” that not only can be dual-temperature controlled, but in the morning, the bed makes itself! What a time to be alive.

4. Remember how people were carving Pineapples for Halloween? Why stop the fun there?? Decorate one for Christmas and see if Santa brings you anything extra special.

3. If you are over cooking and holidays – if you have just given up on life. It’s okay. We’ve all been there. No need to get up at 4am to put the turkey in the oven. Just rip off the lid of these pringles, pop open a beer – and crunch your way through a GOURMET and complete Thanksgiving dinner. Flavors include turkey, mashed potato, stuffing, mac and cheese, creamed corn, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie.

You are welcome.


2. Guys – live your best life next week. If you are not sweating out gravy by 5pm on Thursday, you are doing something wrong.

1.Everyone at Smexy hopes you all have a great holiday week. Travel safe. Eat a lot. Drink a lot. Read a lot!

 

 

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  1. Katey says

    November 17, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    Those Thanksgiving Pants have inspired me! I have enough old maternity pants in a box somewhere to outfit every adult guest at my table. I’ll set them out by the cocktails and by dessert time I bet my family will have a new Thanksgiving tradition!

    Reply
    • Mandi says

      November 19, 2017 at 9:33 am

      Omg how fun!! I love that

      Reply
  2. Laurel says

    November 17, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    Those flip flop socks are the perfect gift for all the high school girls I see who wear flip flops in the winter, even when there is snow on the ground! (When I taught high school, I must admit I was not very sympathetic when these girls complained my classroom was too cold in the winter & they were wearing flip flops!)

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    • Mandi says

      November 19, 2017 at 9:34 am

      I have two boys – and they wear shorts year-round! We live in the northeast and it can get really cold. They are not allowed to complain lol

      Reply
  3. Paige says

    November 17, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    I laughed so hard, thanks for the great start to the weekend.

    Reply
    • Mandi says

      November 19, 2017 at 9:34 am

      Have a nice holiday!

      Reply
  4. Kini says

    November 17, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    My pedicure lady gave me a pair of flip flops socks a few years ago and they are incredibly useful to wear before and after a pedicure.

    Reply
    • Mandi says

      November 19, 2017 at 9:34 am

      I need to go to your pedicure place!

      Reply
  5. Suzy says

    November 18, 2017 at 8:39 am

    Thanks for the laughs! Happy Thanksgiving!

    Reply
    • Mandi says

      November 19, 2017 at 9:35 am

      Happy Thanksgiving!

      Reply
  6. Jennifer Estep says

    November 18, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    I have never wanted to bathe in gravy before, but I do now. LOL. Thanks for the laugh. Happy Thanksgiving!

    Reply
  7. Aurian says

    November 18, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    I want those pringles! Great post Mandi!

    Reply
    • Mandi says

      November 19, 2017 at 9:35 am

      LOL – you can have them.

      Reply
  8. Kareni says

    November 18, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    And a happy Thanksgiving to you, too!

    Reply
    • Mandi says

      November 19, 2017 at 9:36 am

      Have a great week!

      Reply
  9. Kunstsamlingen says

    January 9, 2018 at 1:11 pm

    I know it a old but at Great post !

    Reply

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