On the third day of Smexymas, Smexy Claus handed to one,
A book by Ava March, full of wonderful smut – oh the fun!
I adore Ava March’s M/M historical romances. She does a great job with character development and delivers just the naughtiest scenes. I always look forward to her future releases.
Ava March is offering the winner their pick of ANY E-BOOK from her back list. Go to her website to see the books available.
To Enter:
Ava March often highlights on her blog precarious positions her daughter leaves her Ken dolls. She often hints Ken might lean more towards the Prince Phillip doll then Barbie.
Tell Smexy Claus, did you have a Ken doll growing up? Did he have a torrid love affair with Barbie, or did he seek out other….entertainment? Did you abuse your poor dolls like me?
Contest open to everyone through December 17th.
December 15, 2010 at 10:55 am
Alas I had no Ken… Barbie had to get it on with He-man and GI Joe (much to my brother's horror)
December 15, 2010 at 11:09 am
I only had one Ken doll and about 30 Barbies! Poor Ken was always too tired to play after servicing those many Barbies I guess, because I could hardly ever find him! LOL
December 15, 2010 at 11:22 am
I had a Ken doll but he sat on the back burner while Barbie got it on with all the memebers of New Kids on the Block. Some girls have all the luck, lol!!
tenasocal(at)aol(dot)com
December 15, 2010 at 11:39 am
KNOTB dolls? I NEED! LOL
December 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm
I always wanted a Ken doll.
December 15, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I always wanted one, too. We couldn't afford it but I'd play with my neighbors and Ken would mysteriously disappear with different people at different times. Lol
mercedes791@live.com
December 15, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Ken doll??? Hell I wasn't even allowed to have a barbie doll…and my mother only thought she was making me a good girl!!!
mmafsmith@gmail.com
December 15, 2010 at 12:38 pm
I had TWO Ken dolls and was always so disappointed they didn't have penises!!!!!! I dressed my Ken dolls in Barbie clothes
Mostly because I had more Barbie clothes than Ken clothes of course, but also becaus I thought Ken looked better bare chested in a short skirt 
December 15, 2010 at 12:45 pm
mmafsmith – LOL..I see how that worked out for ya…ha!
Pamela – zomg..you make me snort.
December 15, 2010 at 1:01 pm
My Barbie had no Ken. Alas.
December 15, 2010 at 1:33 pm
My Barbie was also Ken-less. So she dated my stuffed animals.. which thinking back on it, is just wrong! LOL
sarahalizabeth14(at)yahoo(dot)com
December 15, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Alas, my Barbie had no Ken.
But my brother had plenty of GI Joe, and Transformers!!!
Yep Barbie got it on with Alien Robots from another planet!!!!!!!!
Cath
cbcowley@gmail.com
December 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I had a Barbie.. and a Ken and a GI Joe. Barbie and Ken both liked GI Joe.
I was a weird child.
Angela
adhaley04@yahoo.com
December 15, 2010 at 3:54 pm
i never had a ken doll or barbie or g i joe bc i was 100% tom boy. i would rip my friends dolls heads off and i had stuff aniamls heads off to and burned there boy. i was one weird child lol.
December 15, 2010 at 4:29 pm
No Ken here, or Barbie…actually I hate the Barbie dolls and never got them for my own girls..they did have a couple given to them by others and I showed my distaste for them…hehe!!!
I didn't play with dolls much…I'd rather paint, draw and write poetry.
Valerie
in Germany
valb0302@yahoo.com
December 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I had one Ken doll and a G I Joe. I always had them fighting for Barbie's affection
December 15, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Very funny. No Ken doll for me, just had a Barbie and and a Skipper, with no extra abuse, lol.
caity_mack at yahoo dot com
December 15, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Ken and Barbie were not around when I was young enough for dolls.
December 15, 2010 at 6:34 pm
I just had a Barbie doll but I did have My Little Ponies … but I'm sure nothing was going on when I wasn't looking! Right?!?
smaccall @ comcast.net
December 15, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Oh yes, I had several Ken's, and many Barbie's. They frequently "humped", as we referred to "sex" at that age, and were married many times over… possibly all married to each other too. Which I didn't know at the time was illegal in real life.
As for abuse? I have an older brother. So all of my toys were abused.
December 15, 2010 at 7:10 pm
I didn't have a Ken doll and only one or two real Barbie's most of my dolls weren't name brand.
sstrode@scrtc.com
December 15, 2010 at 7:33 pm
*sniff* I didn't have Barbie or Ken as a kid. I had a traumatic childhood. lol
December 15, 2010 at 7:55 pm
My innocence was firmly intact until I met you Mandi. My Barbie and Ken were pure as the driven snow. Now, I dress my dolls up in dresses and do blog skits. What's happened to me? YOU!
December 15, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Yes I had Ken and he often let all my different barbie fight over him. I always loved having my dolls kiss and well act out other things when I learned about that stuff.
December 15, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Well…I think I did have Ken and Barbie steal an occasional kiss, but that was pretty much the gist of it, lol. I was still in my boys are "eww" stage back in my Barbie playing days.
Don't enter me because I already have all of Ava's books. But good luck to all who enter!
December 15, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Yes, I did have a Ken doll and a GI Joe doll that I pilfered from my older brother. I had a few different Barbies and a Cher doll too. And all of them kissed each other at one time or another. It was purely platonic and none of them were loyal to any others, it was a virginal swingers party you could say.
joderjo402 AT gmail DOT com
December 15, 2010 at 11:04 pm
Barbie had Ken and GI Joe. Skipper had to hang around every once in a while too.
cindersmaria@yahoo.com
December 16, 2010 at 12:11 am
Nope. I was totally deprived as a child and never had a Barbie. oh the horrors. I had some cheap-ass knock off family with strange knees. there was only 1 guy so he could ONLY be interested in the only woman, so they were kind of stuck with each other.
December 16, 2010 at 1:02 am
I had several Barbies, but would you believe, I had no Ken? I was deprived. However, my friends had them so I'd bring my Barbies over to visit.
jen(at)delux(dot)com
December 16, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Of course I had a Ken. I'm a romantic at heart and was a boy crazy girl since Kindergarten. My ken doll was all over the place, sometimes with Barbie and sometimes with her friends. He got around
june111@att.net
December 16, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Lots of Barbie but only one or two Kens. Mostly left hem all posed in the dollhouse and played with blocks.
linze_e at hotmail.com
December 16, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Oh my poor Barbies & Ken. I always had the cinderella ball, where everyone dressed up nice to try and impress Ken, who would pick a bride/consort/whatever at the end of the party. All well and good, but as I got older, sometimes these parties involved the barbies taking it in turns to pose for photos with Ken – sans clothes. Ken also had a lot of affairs – one guy to about ten women, what could the poor thing do, especially with those unsatisfied ladies.
My poor poor darlings.
~Ailsa