10. Top Ten is starting with a picture Becks shared on his Facebook Page. Becks in a suit is always a good start to a Top Ten.
9. The new Kindle is here! The new Kindle is here! Oh my pretty, pretty precious. Yesterday, Amazon unveiled the new Kindle Paperwhite. Not only does it have this new Paperwhite display, with a built-in light but it comes with an eight week battery life. It is $119 with ads, $139 with no ads and $179 with 3G.
I have the Kindle Touch with ads currently, and the ads have never once bothered me. They only appear at the bottom of the menu. Not when you are reading. Oh! One more thing – the new Kindle will track how fast you read, and in the bottom left corner will tell you approximately how many hours/minutes you have remaining on your book.
They also unveiled the new Kindle Fire – Regular for $159 ($199 in HD), a bigger 8.9 inch model for $299, (or $499 with 4G/32 GB). I have the original Fire and I don’t feel the need to upgrade at this point.
8. Tuesday September 11 – Ilona Andrews, Nalini Singh and Katie MacAlister will be having an online chat. You can go HERE to preview the chat room. (starts at 3pm est).
Also – Ilona Andrews is currently giving away arcs of Steel’s Edge, the next (and I think final?) book in their Edge series. Head over to their blog to enter.
7. There is now a Fifty Shades magazine. I saw it at my local drug store. You guys – you can learn to “Release your Inner Goddess” and have a Christian Grey inspired cocktail. They even list 20 books “steamier than Shades.” WHAT? There are other erotic books out there??? *ahem* – Actually, I wonder what books they rec? I might have to flip through it and see next time I’m at the store.
6. Speaking of 50 Shades…I found a site called, Fifty Shades Generator. With the click of a button, it will generate an erotic passage for you. OMG. First of all, it’s NSFW. And SO FILTHY. One of the first passages I read started with:
He munched on my roast beef platter…
I can’t even type what came next. It’s very, very nasty yet made me laugh soooo much. Go give it a try. If you read any good lines copy them into the comments! They also have a YouTube video of people reading from this site. Again, there is NSFW language.
5. What happened to this girl’s nippies? THEY ARE MISSING! Link.
4. I love this video – someone went through Mad Men shows and pulled out lyrics to match Never Gonna Give Up by Rick Astley. Wait for it to start around the 20 second mark. Seriously, how long did this take to compile? Someone is a dedicated Mad Men fan out there!
3. Awesome movie alert. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters trailer is out. It’s 15 years after their gingerbread house ordeal, and Hansel and Gretel are bad ass bounty hunters going after witches. I love the idea of this movie – plus Jeremy Renner plays Hansel. WIN. I think it comes out this January.
2. Who wants to see half naked firemen??? The 20th anniversary of the South Florida Firefighters calendar try outs. Oh there are some cute ones. Also – at the 1:48 mark – that is totally going to be me in 50 years. Also, I may move to South Florida. Thanks to Tori who featured this video on her blog earlier this week!! You can order your 2013 calendar HERE.
1. Now that Amazon Prime is streaming Friday Night Lights, I’m going to give this series a try. I hear there is character named Riggins that I might enjoy? Have I heard correctly? I hope to watch the first few episodes this weekend! Happy Friday and stay smexy!
Finally, my Jeremy Renner fix of the day. I may be willing to pay $13 bucks to see that in 3D if he takes off his shirt. Just sayin’
I think $13 is a very fair price to see Renner shirtless. And in 3D. I’m So there.
Swear to God, Mandi, I almost posted that Mad Men video today too! I changed my mind at the very last second.
And the firefighters made my day. Why don’t the firefighters in my neighborhood look like that?
Airbrushed nipples are such a pet peeve of mine. They did it on the the third Demonica book and Lord of the Vampires too. And those were MEN!
Oh I do love that Mad Men video!
Let’s move to South Florida together.
Friday Night lights is hands down my favorite show EVER!!!!!!! It’s so addicting that I think you might watch the whole first season in days. Ahh Riggins and Mr & Mrs Coach are the best! I’m jealous you get to experience is for the first time. Enjoy!
Squeeee! This makes me so excited. I can’t wait to sit and watch it!
OH, that Firemen calendar is going to look so nice on my kitchen wall! :)
I feel all cheered up by your top ten, Mandi! Have a great weekend!
I hope you have a great weekend Janna!
There’s just so much to comment on. I’m scared! Too much!! The calendar, the hot g’ma….awesome! And Becks, I love me some Becks. Great top ten Mandi.
There are some scary things on this week’s top ten. LOL
Most excellent top ten!
I agree, Jeremy Renner shirtless in 3D is the way to go. Thank you for the amazing eye candy.
*sigh*
As a child of the 80’s I adore Rick Astley and that video so made me smile. Thanks for that too.
Hot fire fighers! *swoon*
Have a great weekend.
mmm…I can’t wait to see Renner kick some witch butt! ;)
Oh I want that new Kindle so much!!! My precious…
I’m so tired of the Fifty Shades crap, but someone did post a very funny You-Tube video I saw. It was Morgan Freeman reads Fifty Shades & that made me giggle. Link NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5rUqNP40wY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
That video isn’t there anymore..but I saw it earlier. Very funny!
O_O I went to the generator and I am now scarred for life!
I am too. 0.O This is what was waiting for me:
With my velcro triangle now much like a stamped bat, he thought it was time to start probing my brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to ease a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? When he removed his greasy kebab skewer from my cocoa channel, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn’t wait to chow down on the colon cobra off his giggle stick. The thrusting makes me spray my vertical moisture all over his piss pipe. The unrelenting orgasms from his meaty member hammering my carp cavity made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. Now, I’ve seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his one-eyed milkman made my minge mucus slime like Augustus Gloop at Willy Wonka’s chocolate river.
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All I can say is…What. The. Fu**?!
Thanks for sharing–well, not the 50 Shades crap so much as the firemen and, well, pretty much everything else. :)
Enjoy!
TBQ
That was insane.
Hey – I warned y’all! LOLOLOL. So filthy!
Friday Night Lights is a great show, though I haven’t worked my way through all the seasons yet. Riggins absolutely gorgeous, but I’m a total sucker for the guy who plays Matt Saracen. Such a cutie!
I watched the first two episodes last night. I’m in love already!!!
OMG. This made me lol. Ask and you shall receive.
My mouth was so full of gristle missile and ectoplasm, the creamy load was
frothing down my chin and onto my superdroopers. With my purple cabbage
now much like a twisted slipper, he thought it was time to start sliding my chocolate starfish. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a butt nugget, I wondered?After having my wunder down under hammered, he then proceeded to pound my marmite motorway.
SO WRONG!!! LOL :)
Fantastic top 10. I’m dreaming about a new Kindle that I don’t need right now. Darn them.
That Paperwhite…it is whispering my name. I can’t resist!
best. website. ever. *DIES* *refreshes to read more*
“The feeling of his love mayonnaise dribbling down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than snot off a whip. After having my calamari cockring slammed, he then proceeded to slam my soft tight anus. It was bliss having his huge penis probed inside me again; stuffing my ladytown with my fist just didn’t get my crusty fuck trench squirting like it used to. He munched on my spam castanets, even though I’d been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his piss pipe soon had me coated like a plasterer’s radio.”
AHEM.
Now as to that firefighter video… dude that is totally what it is like every time I go to my local firehouse. Soooo typical that they’re topless and greased up. ;-)
I figured you saw a show like that every weekend you visit your firehouse *wink*
With his greasy slimelight slamming deep into my hairy spunk dungeon, the sensation of his huge penis smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz’s diesel-powered vibrator.
omg. I can’t stop laughing…
The unrelenting orgasms from his one-eyed monster fucking my moose knuckle made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. I can’t wait to chow down on the baby gravy from his spunk-filled spam rocket. Inserting a gerbil into my Quimcy, M.E. got me spouting minge mucus faster than a greased weasel shit.
So nasty. I couldn’t stop clicking either.
Is EL James associated with the 50 Shades mag or will she sue I wonder? :D
Also, I don’t even want to know what “spam castanets” are…
Thank you for the palate cleansing firefighters.
The firefighters are great palate cleanser :)
Fab top ten. I used to watch Mad Men, but missed too many episodes. Too much has happened and I have no clue who’s with who and what’s what. At some point, I may have to back track….
The firefighter’s vid was spectacular. All I have to say, tough is that they spent too much time showing the women’s reactions and not enough time on the sexy men! Arg!
LOL..we need to move to South Florida Helyce.
Who wants to see half naked firemen???
Ummm, has any woman ever said no to that question?!?!
HAHA. Good point!
OMG watch FNL, immediately!! It was one of the best shows on tv and I’m still sad it didn’t have more of a following.
Coach and Mrs. Coach are awesome and the heart of the show!
Haha priceless
“I can’t wait to lap the baby gravy from his ample cock. There was love mayonnaise flowing from his giggle stick and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. The pounding makes me surge my spaff all over his love lollipop. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot salivating from my mud flap and all over my hairy goblet. The thrusting of my ring piece was so vigorous, he soon found his salty protein grapes joining his devil’s bagpipe deep in my brown eye.
Mmmmm…..yes. Excellent way to start your top 10.
Hansel & Gretel looks like it might be fun but it might also turn out to be Van Helsing-esque–a good concept gone just a little awry.
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