It has been a year since we last visited Caldwell and we left on a happy note. Butch and Vishous found true love.
But it is not happily ever after for everyone. It has been quite a distressing year.
Cormia has not handled the transition well from leaving The Other Side and has gone insane, creating a prison of toothpicks and peas for her once beloved Phury.
Phury: Cormia!!! This isn’t funny! I’m serious, let me out of this cage now!
Cormia: WHEEEEE!! I love toothpicks and peas!
But the most drama in the BDB mansion is taking place in Blay’s bedroom. Blay has taken Saxton as a lover – but is Qhuinn his destined mate? Will “Qhuay” ever find happiness?
Blay: Do I pleasure you, Saxton?
Saxton: Yes Blay – you are everything that I could hope for. You pleasure me so well – just like you are doing now.
Blay: Uh…I’m not doing anything…
Saxton: What the hell?
Layla: Verily! Verily! I pleasure you verily!
Blay: What the hell are you doing hiding under our covers, Layla?!? And Jesus, your head is humongous.
Layla: Oooh..big head. I like where this conversation is going. Please, let me sex you up! I’m verily so horny!
Blay: Stop humping my leg! Layla, we have told you time and time again. We are gay. Your boobies are not wanted here!
Layla: Mate with me Blay!! I’ve saved myself for you. I want winkie!
Layla: Does my pole dancing entice you? I’m bendy and I’m learning to talk like a hooker.
Blay: Get out of here Layla! And don’t come back.
Layla: Fine! I’ll leave for now. But this ain’t over bitches! Verily!
Saxton: Finally alone again. Now where were we?
Blay: Wait…now what is that noise?
Blay: Qhuinn??? What are you doing under the bed??? And are you in fur?
Qhuinn: Listen, I’m bringing back the 80’s. And since I don’t have chest hair, a fur vest makes me feel like a man. I’m a dirty man slut Blay. I can’t stand it any longer – I need to know if you are boinking Saxton.
Saxton: Excuse me, I’m too sophisticated to “boink”
Blay: Shut up Saxton.
Blay: Qhuinn, yeah I did the dirty with Saxton. But is it true? Are you ready to be my lover?
Qhuinn: Blay – my winkie is a well used one. But if you still want it – it is yours for the taking.
Blay: But how am I going to get rid of Saxton?
Qhuinn: Oh…I have an idea. Oh Layla!!!
Qhuinn: Have at him Layla. He is all yours.
Layla: Come on Saxton! It’s time to unleash thou beast!
Blay: I want to mate with you Qhuinn. I’m ready to spend the rest of my life with you. And maybe get you a hair cut and new wardrobe but whatever. We can work with it.
Qhuinn: Let’s do it my man. But I’m keeping the vest.
A short time later after the mating ceremony……
………and they lived happily ever after.
Smexy turns TWO today! And I couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate then having fun with my favorite series. To celebrate I’m giving away the winner’s choice of a $25 giftcard to Amazon or $25 to purchase something at JR Ward’s Merchandise Store (rumored to open very soon). To enter just leave a comment – open to everyone through March 26th.
But Wait!! The BDB fun is not done. Fiction Vixen has her skit up today too (remember Z cross dressing last year? Has his addiction gotten worse?) So check over there for her skit and another prize.