10. #Balls.
(yes, I’ve posted this before. It’s a classic damn it).
9. Fun, dirty little novella just released from Amber Lin. The hero has been lusting after his good friend, for a long time. The only problem? She is dating his best friend. Oopsie!! Don’t worry – no cheating. It all works out. It’s only $.99 – some good erotic scenes. Fun read. Goodreads l Amazon
8. Looking for the perfect gift for your loved one this year? Jill Shalvis wants to help! She’s giving away 150 gift-wrapped copies of ONE IN A MILLION. Readers can submit a friend’s name here, and winners will be randomly chosen on December 17.
7. Two words: Beard Baubles
Not good enough for you??? Put some candy canes in it
I texted my parents that I demand my father come to Christmas eve dinner with beard baubles. My mom thinks I’m joking.
I never joke about beards.
(you can buy beard baubles here. And see other festive beards here)
6. Nothing brings out the holiday spirit, like cute little animated kids in a snow globe. Which you can then shake and make them scream and sound horrified. It’s really quite great at getting out a little holiday stress. Go here. (Thanks Felicia :)
5. Due to our immense love of pizza, I told Sophia I was buying her this for Christmas. She responded – she doesn’t like to receive sad, weird men for Christmas. Geesh! She is so picky!! (although, if I were wearing a pizza hat, I would never be sad again.)
(she also said I was weird – that’s not very christmasy of her)
(this man makes a lot of sad food hats. I’m slightly obsessed)
(this shirt actually exists.)
4. I know you all have a raging lady boner after looking at sad pizza hat guy…but…if you can handle a little more man candy, I have some for you.
First – a collection of Jax Teller’s butt, as seen on his just ended show, Sons of Anarchy (let’s remember this guy was supposed to play Christian Grey. Who cares about that, at least he got to show off his booty a lot in this show) Please note it’s NSFW.
Also, Tori and Carrie sent me this gem – a very young Charlie Hunnam, when he appeared on Queer as Folk. It’s a collection of all his naughty m/m scenes. Again, NSFW. And he is so young. I feel like a total old lady perv.
Also, one of the most important articles you will read: Charlie Hunnam says his butt fuzz keeps him warm on winter runs.
3. In case you wanted a more filthy, swear-word Christmas card to send out this year – here are the best ones (note: bad language in the link!)
Or my favorite because #Balls
2. Speaking of Christmas Cards, I dressed up my goats for our Christmas card. Why have goats if you don’t dress them up occasionally? Bubby (our male) is sporting sequins and Daisy (our female) looks lovely in her dress. (these are actually extra large petsmart dog clothes). Merry Goatmas y’all.
1. Up next for me is The Lover’s Knot by Erin Satie. Have a great weekend!!
the goats. zomg. YEEEEEEEEES
the SHIRT! I need “ideal weight…” but mine to say something like Jason Momoa or maybe Joe M…. hmmmm…
then again, those are some butt pics! Oh my…
He does have a nice butt…as do so many other men. LOL
I need to convince someone to buy me the Charlie Hunnam shirt. I just need to think of someone who won’t keep the shirt…
Good luck with that – I think we all need one :)
That was a mighty fine collection of butt. Thank you!
I feel like I should slap someone’s butt now…
Awesome! Love the goats in their holiday finest!
Nothing against beards..but baubles…um-NO!
I really missed a bunch of Charlie naked butt scenes when I stopped watching SOA. But who is the blonde??? That is not Tara.
I can’t remember – maybe some club person? I’m one season behind too…
Re #4: That Jax link showed me just how far ‘behind’ I am with SoA. Hooo!
Girl – the view coming from behind is the best. ;)
I want that shirt but with Chris Helmsworth dressed as Thor. :-)
If I had those Christmas cards, maybe I would be better about sending them.
Lastly, I don’t know if I’ve ever told you this, but I love these top ten post. I don’t always comment, but I always find at least one link I can’t help but check out. Thanks.
Aww thanks Melanie. I have fun making them :) :)
To be clear, I said my husband doesn’t like when I get sad, weird men for Christmas. I’m totally ok with it. Totes.
OH. Well a weird, sad man is on his way.
I can’t believe you dressed up your goats. Brilliant!
Thank you for sharing the post about Charlie Hunnam… I was completely hypnotized by the Queer as Folk video.
My poor goats ;)
Is your one goat sniffing your other goat’s butt?
Never!
(maybe)
Hubba Hubba @ Jax Teller’s ass now and forever more!
This.
Lol awesome top ten again Mandi, thanks! And how long did your goats stay dressed? Did they eat the costumes?
They would have tried to eat them probably! We only did it for a few minutes. LOL