10. Just in case you find yourself barraged with pointless questions this weekend. You know how to respond.

9. VERY pretty new cover from Jennifer Estep, Bright Blaze of Magic.

And another gorgeous cover! Full Exposure by Amy Jo Cousins.

8. First let me say I don’t have this app so I have no idea how private it is or any facts about it. But. These emojis. It’s the Plume App and it gives you romantic emojis. More sexy emojis. Maybe a little added emphasis when you feel like sexting. There are the snuggle emojis above. There is the more risque butt grabbing:

There are boys kissing boys, and girls kissing girls. And even some rope and collar action. EVEN DAD BODS.

I kinda want this.

Link and Link.

7. Yesterday women and men lusted at their computers when pictures were released of Charlie Hunnam promoting his new King Arthur movie. First – I’m glad Charlie didn’t play Christian Grey. (right?) I think he will do some mighty fine things with his sword in this movie.  Second – I forget the second thing because I’m lost in lust. The eyes. The scraped forearm. The beard.

For more pictures go here.

6.  Speaking of hotties! I’ve mentioned Neville Longbottom aka Matthew Lewis here before, but damn it son. Stop sculpting your abs and lifting your shirt up! I can’t take it! More pics, including him in tighty whities looking very emo.

5. This poem has been making its rounds on the internet as being found anonymously posted in a bar. While that may be true, it was actually written by an eleventh grader named Channie Gorkin. Read it, and make sure you read the last two lines and follow the instructions. It made me smile. How clever.

4. Today is National Tequila Day! Plan accordingly. I have brats planned for dinner – this may not go well with tequila – but don’t fear – I’ll somehow find a way to get it down. ;)

3. This horse has a white spot on him that looks EXACTLY like him! This makes me happy for some reason.

I wish I had a birthmark in the shape of Charlie Hunnam on me. #LifeIsn’tFair

2. Your Friday cute. His name is Tonkey – this might be the best name ever for a dog that looks like this.

1. Full weekend rugby tournament. Will I survive? My boys play rugby – I just sit in a lawn chair and avoid getting sunburned. But omg the long days. Maybe pictures of Tonkey will cheer me up. Maybe I’ll start calling my husband Tonkey and I won’t tell him why – just to annoy him. And then I’ll sext him a Plume App just to annoy him further.

Okay, it might be a fun weekend.