Tomorrow, Lover Reborn by JR Ward releases. As this is a favorite series of both mine and Sophia’s from Fiction Vixen, every year we like to do a little something to celebrate. This year, we’ve brought back a few of our favorite characters from our previous skits for some fun.
Hey hookers, It’s Layla. I’m back. That’s right – Mandi (you know, the one that calls herself “smexy” *rolls eyes*) tried to dump me off on Saxton last year. Ha! I screamed the word “verily” at him for 12 hours straight until he let me go. With a capital “V.” Now I sit on Saxton to remind him who’s boss. I can’t be kept away from my true loves. Qhuay will have me. Verily. Anyway, I’m not the only one with drama. Verily. Over at Fiction Vixen’s place, Zsadist (or should I call him Trhixie?) has been through a lot. Cross dressing and vampire llamas? That shit crazy yo! Verily!
So today we have two games to play. First up, think of a caption for the Butch and Vishous picture below, true? We have a lot of areas to dive into – including the butter knife bdsm session. Get to it.
Up for grabs? A $50 gift card to either Amazon, B&N or JR Ward’s Cafe Press Store (winner’s choice). To play this game, just leave your caption for this picture in the comment section. Mandi and Sophia will pick our five favorites and then open it up to a vote tomorrow. The person with the most votes tomorrow, will win the $50 gift card.
Not feeling it? Don’t worry, you can still play. Take a look at the previous two skits (here and here) and then answer the following questions in the form below. Up for grabs for this game is a $25 gift card to either Amazon, B&N or JR Ward’s Cafe Press Store.
To recap, leave your caption for the above picture in the comment section. Or, find the answers from our previous skits and leave those in the form above.
Fiction Vixen is doing this same game over at her site – using her skits. So go enter over there too! You have until midnight tonight to enter!
“Is that a blade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Off to a good start! ;)
absolutely fabulous!!!! I remember the skits from last year
“I’ve merged our names like Blay and Quhinn have…we will be Butchous! True.”
“That Zumba is doing wonders for your ass in camo! True.”
“It sure is. Do you feel me?”
Of course I think of something else now!
“You may be a bitch, but your my bitch true?”
Butch – you had me at ‘motherfucker’.
“After all… Im just Butch, standing in front of my V, asking him to love me.”
“Look in my eyes and say it again, like you mean it”
“Verily, bitch. Verily”
“Real or not real?”
“Verily Real!”
“I wish I knew how to quit you!”
“Paint me like one of your french girls V”
“Ahh, me so horny, me love you long time”
“You had me at butter knife…”
Butch to V: Is that a vibrating sphoon in your crotch or has your day glo hand of power also taken over your tru dat winkie.
I’m not very good at this type of thing but here’s a try:
“I see paradise deep within your eyes for at last you are my love”
I’m loving! :)
“If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!”
“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”
If only our wives loved eachother like we do, we could be together for always.
You do that again…we’re moving this to the penthouse! True!
I totally loved your posts, this one, and the previous two. Lets hope for many more Mandy.
V- Butch, it’s finally time for some “slap and tickle” Butch-its about fuckin time!
“Is that a Keg in your pants, cause I’d like to tap that ass!” Verily!!!
Is that a spoon I feel in your pocket? I told you not to start without me!
PS –Is something growing out of his ass?
snerk..I think it is his leg bent funny so he would stand up. LOL
V, next time you decide to wear your shitkickers in the bed, clean them first! I have your dirty prints all over me!
“Is that your HOT hand V or are you just happy to see me?”
V: I am bigger than you! B: Yeah? But I am bigger where it counts!
Dhude, have you heard of Mentos. Your lesser breath is killing me.
Grabbing Vishous ass… priceless.
That color green makes your eyes twinkle
Butch says- “Take me to your penthouse….tie me up…spank me…make me beg for it.”
V says- “M O T H E R F * * K E R….you just made me ruin my camos….Get me?”
Butch says- “V, I need you”
V says- “Yeah, I know”
Butch says- “Right now”
V says- “Kneel”
This is fun!! I hope I’m not being too pervy!
never to pervy for Smexy Books! ;)
Vishous: What we have is real. You feel me?
Butch: Yeah. Us together, we set the night on fire.
Vishous: So let’s show those lessers what we all about.
Butch: Anytime. Anywhere.
Vishous: I’m loving you with my eyes.
Butch: Hands, too.
Vishous: Knock knock
Butch: Who’s there?
Vishous: Omega
Butch: Omega who?
Vishous: Omega banana in your hand if you just come a little closer.
*swaying to The Time of My Life from Dirty Dancing* V: Are you ready to do the lift, Baby? Butch: *pouty lip* But you said I’d be wearing a fluffy pink dress. V: I told you Z was borrowing it for his Dirty Dancing roleplay with Qhuay tonight, true? You got to borrow Xhex’s mating dress last week.
(sorry, this sucks =P)
“Wanna see my pump action arm feature?”
Why do unalways take the lead , why can’t I lead take lead, yoiur no conan obrien bitch
That’s not my gun you’ve got in your hand there. But it’s cocked, locked, and ready to go.
“Hey, baby, you be glad to know… my hand is permanently formed to give you the perfect Handy-J. You’re welcome.”
Butch: Marissa just can’t compete with the glow job I keep jonesing for. Light me up V. I know you feel me.
FYI – I hope you all know I am permanently scarred now after looking up day glo hand job on google. Some scary stuff people. I wonder, does the fact that I was looking it up in the first place say something about me…nah.
V: “I’m serious, Butch. No more spoons at the penthouse, or I’ll never let you try out my ball gag and barbed corset. You feel me?”
I screamed the word “verily” at him for 12 hours straight until he let me go.
ROFLOL!
And those are some brilliant captions, true ;)
Damn, he once again had that garlic burrito for lunch I don’t think I can hold my breath for another minute of eyegazing… Which is worst: fainting or taking a whiff of that smell? I think I’ll take my chances with suffocation…
Hey man, that’s not my lighter you have in your hand…
How long do you think you can keep up the silent treatment Kitten when I have you in my hands like this?
Butch: “I wish I could quit you!”
Blay: “Is that a gun in your pocket OR are you just really , really happy to see me?” (cheesy grin)
Quinn: “Um…that’s a gun”
Blay” “Oh…sorry…I ….um……(blushing) well, this is awkward”
“Cop, you keep lookin’ at me like that and I’m not responsible for my actions, true.”
PS this is great, love the comments!
Butch:”Do you know what they say about guys with big guns V?”
V:”What?”
Butch:”They have something to compensate for, in their neither department,” smirks, “Now should we put the theory to test?”
“Look me in the eyes, Blondie!”
The first thing I thought of was “Is that a butterknife in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?” but there were so many good ones!
what kind of dirty dancing welcome is this with your knife on the standby?!