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Let’s Celebrate BDB with a Giveaway!

March 26, 2012 by Mandi 57 Comments

 

Tomorrow, Lover Reborn by JR Ward releases. As this is a favorite series of both mine and Sophia’s from Fiction Vixen, every year we like to do a little something to celebrate. This year, we’ve brought back a few of our favorite characters from our previous skits for some fun.

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Hey hookers, It’s Layla. I’m back. That’s right – Mandi (you know, the one that calls herself “smexy” *rolls eyes*) tried to dump me off on Saxton last year. Ha! I screamed the word “verily” at him for 12 hours straight until he let me go. With a capital “V.” Now I sit on Saxton to remind him who’s boss. I can’t be kept away from my true loves. Qhuay will have me. Verily. Anyway, I’m not the only one with drama. Verily. Over at Fiction Vixen’s place, Zsadist (or should I call him Trhixie?) has been through a lot. Cross dressing and vampire llamas? That shit crazy yo! Verily!

So today we have two games to play. First up, think of a caption for the Butch and Vishous picture below, true? We have a lot of areas to dive into – including the butter knife bdsm session. Get to it.

Up for grabs? A $50 gift card to either Amazon, B&N or JR Ward’s Cafe Press Store (winner’s choice). To play this game, just leave your caption for this picture in the comment section. Mandi and Sophia will pick our five favorites and then open it up to a vote tomorrow. The person with the most votes tomorrow, will win the $50 gift card.

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Not feeling it? Don’t worry, you can still play. Take a look at the previous two skits (here and here) and then answer the following questions in the form below. Up for grabs for this game is a $25 gift card to either Amazon, B&N or JR Ward’s Cafe Press Store.

To recap, leave your caption for the above picture in the comment section. Or, find the answers from our previous skits and leave those in the form above.

Fiction Vixen is doing this same game over at her site – using her skits. So go enter over there too! You have until midnight tonight to enter!

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  1. Barb P says

    March 26, 2012 at 10:08 am

    “Is that a blade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

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    • Mandi says

      March 26, 2012 at 10:09 am

      Off to a good start! ;)

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  2. SharonS says

    March 26, 2012 at 10:36 am

    absolutely fabulous!!!! I remember the skits from last year

    “I’ve merged our names like Blay and Quhinn have…we will be Butchous! True.”

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  3. Amy J says

    March 26, 2012 at 10:43 am

    “That Zumba is doing wonders for your ass in camo! True.”
    “It sure is. Do you feel me?”

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    • Amy J says

      March 26, 2012 at 11:43 am

      Of course I think of something else now!

      “You may be a bitch, but your my bitch true?”

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  4. sooz says

    March 26, 2012 at 11:12 am

    Butch – you had me at ‘motherfucker’.

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  5. Leontine says

    March 26, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    “After all… Im just Butch, standing in front of my V, asking him to love me.”

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  6. Lizzielvr says

    March 26, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    “Look in my eyes and say it again, like you mean it”

    “Verily, bitch. Verily”

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  7. Amy J says

    March 26, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    “Real or not real?”
    “Verily Real!”

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  8. Redzsm says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    “I wish I knew how to quit you!”

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  9. Redzsm says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    “Paint me like one of your french girls V”

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  10. Redzsm says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    “Ahh, me so horny, me love you long time”

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  11. Lenna H says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    “You had me at butter knife…”

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  12. KB/KT Grant says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    Butch to V: Is that a vibrating sphoon in your crotch or has your day glo hand of power also taken over your tru dat winkie.

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  13. Maria D. says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    I’m not very good at this type of thing but here’s a try:
    “I see paradise deep within your eyes for at last you are my love”

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  14. Mandi says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    I’m loving! :)

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  15. Redzsm says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    “If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!”

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  16. Redzsm says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”

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  17. aurian says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    If only our wives loved eachother like we do, we could be together for always.

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  18. Maria Pronounced Mariah says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    You do that again…we’re moving this to the penthouse! True!

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  19. aurian says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    I totally loved your posts, this one, and the previous two. Lets hope for many more Mandy.

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  20. Thecrazygranny says

    March 26, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    V- Butch, it’s finally time for some “slap and tickle” Butch-its about fuckin time!

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  21. Redzsm says

    March 26, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    “Is that a Keg in your pants, cause I’d like to tap that ass!” Verily!!!

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  22. Jen at Red Hot Books says

    March 26, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Is that a spoon I feel in your pocket? I told you not to start without me!

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    • Jen at Red Hot Books says

      March 26, 2012 at 2:08 pm

      PS –Is something growing out of his ass?

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      • Mandi says

        March 26, 2012 at 2:09 pm

        snerk..I think it is his leg bent funny so he would stand up. LOL

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  23. aurian says

    March 26, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    V, next time you decide to wear your shitkickers in the bed, clean them first! I have your dirty prints all over me!

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  24. Glittergirl says

    March 26, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    “Is that your HOT hand V or are you just happy to see me?”

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  25. aurian says

    March 26, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    V: I am bigger than you! B: Yeah? But I am bigger where it counts!

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  26. CrystalGB says

    March 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Dhude, have you heard of Mentos. Your lesser breath is killing me.

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  27. Melissa (Books and Things) says

    March 26, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    Grabbing Vishous ass… priceless.

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  28. Susan T says

    March 26, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    That color green makes your eyes twinkle

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  29. Stacy says

    March 26, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    Butch says- “Take me to your penthouse….tie me up…spank me…make me beg for it.”

    V says- “M O T H E R F * * K E R….you just made me ruin my camos….Get me?”

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  30. Stacy says

    March 26, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    Butch says- “V, I need you”

    V says- “Yeah, I know”

    Butch says- “Right now”

    V says- “Kneel”

    This is fun!! I hope I’m not being too pervy!

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    • Mandi says

      March 27, 2012 at 7:24 am

      never to pervy for Smexy Books! ;)

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  31. Na S. says

    March 26, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    Vishous: What we have is real. You feel me?

    Butch: Yeah. Us together, we set the night on fire.

    Vishous: So let’s show those lessers what we all about.

    Butch: Anytime. Anywhere.

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  32. Na S. says

    March 26, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    Vishous: I’m loving you with my eyes.

    Butch: Hands, too.

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  33. Carolyn Crane says

    March 26, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    Vishous: Knock knock
    Butch: Who’s there?
    Vishous: Omega
    Butch: Omega who?
    Vishous: Omega banana in your hand if you just come a little closer.

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  34. jaymzangel says

    March 26, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    *swaying to The Time of My Life from Dirty Dancing* V: Are you ready to do the lift, Baby? Butch: *pouty lip* But you said I’d be wearing a fluffy pink dress. V: I told you Z was borrowing it for his Dirty Dancing roleplay with Qhuay tonight, true? You got to borrow Xhex’s mating dress last week.

    (sorry, this sucks =P)

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  35. Patti (Caught in a FAB Romance) says

    March 26, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    “Wanna see my pump action arm feature?”

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  36. Kimh says

    March 26, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Why do unalways take the lead , why can’t I lead take lead, yoiur no conan obrien bitch

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  37. The Book Vixen says

    March 26, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    That’s not my gun you’ve got in your hand there. But it’s cocked, locked, and ready to go.

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  38. Juliana says

    March 26, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    “Hey, baby, you be glad to know… my hand is permanently formed to give you the perfect Handy-J. You’re welcome.”

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  39. Marc says

    March 26, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    Butch: Marissa just can’t compete with the glow job I keep jonesing for. Light me up V. I know you feel me.

    FYI – I hope you all know I am permanently scarred now after looking up day glo hand job on google. Some scary stuff people. I wonder, does the fact that I was looking it up in the first place say something about me…nah.

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  40. Annie says

    March 27, 2012 at 12:14 am

    V: “I’m serious, Butch. No more spoons at the penthouse, or I’ll never let you try out my ball gag and barbed corset. You feel me?”

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  41. orannia says

    March 27, 2012 at 3:35 am

    I screamed the word “verily” at him for 12 hours straight until he let me go.

    ROFLOL!

    And those are some brilliant captions, true ;)

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  42. Stella (Ex Libris) says

    March 27, 2012 at 4:37 am

    Damn, he once again had that garlic burrito for lunch I don’t think I can hold my breath for another minute of eyegazing… Which is worst: fainting or taking a whiff of that smell? I think I’ll take my chances with suffocation…

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  43. Stella (Ex Libris) says

    March 27, 2012 at 4:41 am

    Hey man, that’s not my lighter you have in your hand…

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  44. Stella (Ex Libris) says

    March 27, 2012 at 4:44 am

    How long do you think you can keep up the silent treatment Kitten when I have you in my hands like this?

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  45. Regina says

    March 27, 2012 at 7:29 am

    Butch: “I wish I could quit you!”

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  46. Sandy S. says

    March 27, 2012 at 8:22 am

    Blay: “Is that a gun in your pocket OR are you just really , really happy to see me?” (cheesy grin)

    Quinn: “Um…that’s a gun”

    Blay” “Oh…sorry…I ….um……(blushing) well, this is awkward”

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  47. Laurie says

    March 27, 2012 at 9:38 am

    “Cop, you keep lookin’ at me like that and I’m not responsible for my actions, true.”

    PS this is great, love the comments!

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  48. Lyra L says

    March 27, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Butch:”Do you know what they say about guys with big guns V?”
    V:”What?”
    Butch:”They have something to compensate for, in their neither department,” smirks, “Now should we put the theory to test?”

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  49. Lyra L says

    March 27, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    “Look me in the eyes, Blondie!”

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  50. Marissa says

    March 27, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    The first thing I thought of was “Is that a butterknife in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?” but there were so many good ones!

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  51. monica says

    March 27, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    what kind of dirty dancing welcome is this with your knife on the standby?!

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