It’s that time of year again – the time I look back on the books I’ve read this year and think about all that smex. The dirty, passionate, sometimes kinky smex that all of these heroes and heroines have been participating in.

I know there is much anticipation to see who will be crowned Cock Champion this year. Last year we had a tie, with both Kit Rocha and Alisha Rai using the word ‘cock’ 84 times in their books. Will there be a repeat champion, or will another out-cock them? Read below to find out!

These are in no particular order. There is explicit language below.

 

10. Blood Kiss by JR Ward

How can we resist my beloved Butch, and his ever-pressing need to pleasure his mate? I had a blast revisiting him and Marissa. (review)

Outing his erection, he went right for the heart of her, no preamble, no foreplay—they were both beyond ready.

“Marissa,” he groaned as he penetrated her, sliding in deep, the sensation at once familiar and bracingly electric.

Cursing on the exhale, he reared up and his hips took over, grinding, thrusting, pumping—and he loved how she held on to his neck and shoulders.

“Take my vein,” she ordered.

His fangs had already punched out of the roof of his mouth, and he bared them with a hiss. Striking in his favorite spot, on the left side, he drew deep, drank hard, got high on her taste as well as the sex.

He couldn’t last long with that, though. Shit was getting too hard, too fast down below.

Cock Count: 24

 

 

 

 

9. Up In Smoke by Tessa Bailey

Queen of the dirty talk. Enough said.

“Tell me you’ll spread your legs for it someday, Erin. Give me that.” He fisted his cock and pumped twice. “I can only fantasize about coming in your pussy so many times before I need the real thing. I bet you’re fuck-tight, aren’t you? Like a closed fist.”

She poured more oil into her hands and rubbed them together. “Yes, I want very much to spread my legs for it someday.” Her voice was throaty, sexual. “And yes, baby, I’m nice and tight.”

He almost came.

[…]

“I’m going to give it to you right where you need it, Erin. When we’re finished getting you read, you’ll be begging for inches. I’m going to give you ten. Right between your fuck-me things.”

[…]

“My cock is big and angry because you made it that way. That makes it your responsibility. Move.”

Cock Count: 40

 

8. Wicked Fall by Sawyer Bennett

Kinky, very dirty, there is a sex club in a silo, and the hero’s best friend licks his peen. (review)

This is going to be a brutal fucking. I can already tell that there will be no holding back.

“You’re too big,” she pants out as I push just a fraction of an inch into her.

“Damn right I am,” I huff out as I tilt my head and graze my teeth along her neck. “But it’s going to feel good… promise.”

She seems to accept me at face value because she releases her hold on me, brings that hand to my opposite shoulder, and gives a tentative circle of her hips. I slip in just a little further.

[…]

I have the quickest firing of an orgasm I’ve ever had in my life. Normally, there’s always a slow buildup and I work my way methodically toward it, but this release catches me so unaware that my legs begin shaking as I start to unload inside of Callie. I come so hard my balls actually ache from the force, and I can do nothing but hold myself inside of her with my head on her shoulder and let it overtake me.

My body quakes as my orgasm thunders through my body, and if I were to die in this moment, that would be just fine with me, because how can life ever be good again after feeling this? I seem to come forever but finally my cock stops twitching and Callie’s body relaxes against me.

[…] And we can’t forget….

He gives me a few hard pulls, and I watch Callie’s mouth form into a tiny “O” of surprise. She watches in fascination as Bridger leans in toward me and licks the moisture from the tip of my cock.

Cock count: 82

 

7. Taking the Heat by Victoria Dahl 

Hero is a god at oral sex. (review)

He bent down to kiss the inside of her knee, then higher up, then the very top of her thigh, and the whole time he stroked her clit with slow, soft movements. He dragged his tongue up the tight tendon of her thigh that led right to her pussy.

She tensed again, but he wasn’t going to do what she anticipated. Instead of licking the pink, wet center of her, he licked her plump outer lip, tasting how aroused she was for him already. She was so turned on he couldn’t imagine what a poor job some asshole had done at this the first time. She was nervous, yes, but she was glistening with arousal.

Still stroking lightly at her clit, he sucked her lip and gently worked his tongue against her. Then he did the same to the other side. Her thighs widened without any urging from him now. Her pussy spread open. She was deep pink and so gorgeous. Gabe swept his tongue inside her.

Cock count: 81

6. Serving Pleasure by Alisha Rai

Pleasure is served. A lot.

“Make me suck it,” she whispered. He closed his eyes. A trickle of sweat worked its way down his temple. “You’re killing me.” “Do it. Show me how you did it to me in your dreams.” He stepped closer, until the tip of his penis brushed against her mouth. His hand was shaking when he wrapped it around his cock and traced her lips with the fat tip. “Cotton candy,” he murmured. “What?” His cock jumped at the puff of her breath on it. “Your lipsticks. I like how you’re always wearing a different shade. I imagine the color ringing my cock.”

[…]

His shudder was full body this time. “Fuck me,” he whispered, and ran his fingers through her hair. When he palmed her skull, some of the strands pulling painfully, she had to clench her thighs together to stop herself from pushing him down and climbing on top of him.

She kept her lips resolutely closed until his thumbs dug into her cheeks, forcing her to open. When his cock forged in, she whimpered, only half acting. He felt huge in her mouth, the thick shaft dragging over her tongue. He worked in an inch or two and then stopped, his fingers gentling in her hair.

“Take more,” he growled.

Cock count: 88

5. Him by Sarina Bowen and Elle Kennedy

Best friends to lovers and gay for you?? Boys kissing boys?? Yasssss. (review)

Jamie’s spine arches on another husky moan. “Oh shit. That’s good.”

I jack us slowly, squeezing on each upstroke. His mouth finds mine again. His stubble scrapes my cheek as he angles his head to deepen the kiss. That magic tongue slides through my lips again, hungry and eager. I can’t believe we’re doing this. I can’t believe he’s letting me do this.

We’re both leaking, making it so fucking easy for my fist to slide over our slick cocks. My balls are heavy, tingling with the need for release. A few more strokes and I’ll probably blow, but Jamie doesn’t let it happen.

He wrenches out of my grip and plants both palms on my chest to shove me onto my back. My dick sails up and slaps my navel, and he groans at the sight before wrapping his fingers around my shaft.

“Can I…” His voice comes out in a rush. “Can I suck you off?”

Holy mother of God. I’m caught in some kind of fever dream. I have to be, because there’s no other explanation for why my best friend is offering to put his mouth on my dick.

Cock count: 57

 

4. Beyond Innocence by Kit Rocha

I think Kit Rocha makes the list every year. They write sexy, sexy books. (review)

“Fucking hell,” Ace breathed as Rachel cried out. “Oh, angel, they’re tormenting you something good, aren’t they?”

She made a soft noise of agreement–of supplication–and parted her legs.

Ace tugged at Lili’s hair, urging her to look up into Rachel’s flushed face. “She’s so pretty when she’s desperate, isn’t she?”

Not just pretty. “Beautiful,” Lili corrected. Her whole body ached with sympathy now, with a hunger for things she had only just begun to understand. That she might not fully understand until Rachel found release.

Cruz’s rough, calloused hand was still splayed across Rachel’s middle. The difference between strong fingers and soft skin was entrancing as Lili stroked down, lower. “How do I give her what she needs?”

“She wants you.” Jared was breathing fast as he sat up and wrapped one arm around Lili. His hand came to rest on her side, just beneath the curve of her breast, and he caressed her skin lightly. “It doesn’t have to be perfect, not yet. It just has to be you.”

Cock count: 34

3. Crash & Burn by Abigail Roux

OMG I still haven’t accepted the fact that this is the last Ty and Zane book. I miss my boys. They have the best relationship ever. Roux did them proud with the last book. (review)

“Zane,” Ty gasped. Then he grinned, nipping at Zane’s ear. “Sell it, baby, come on. Fuck me.”

Zane raised his head, his dark eyes flashing.

Ty shivered with anticipation and nodded. “Hard.”

Zane huffed and snapped his hips, once, twice, forcing himself in with a low growl. Ty banged his head against the brick wall, eyes squeezed shut, gritting his teeth through the burn of the entry. “Come on, Garrett,” he taunted even as his voice trembled. “That the best you got?”

Zane thrust in again, his cock spreading Ty open further. The brick dragged against Ty’s skin, and his muscles were screaming as he tried to hold himself up with the banister. Zane’s grasping fingers found their way into Ty’s hair and yanked his head to the side as he shoved deeper into him.

“Fuck!” Zane finally shouted, sounding frustrated when he couldn’t get Ty’s body at the right angle to sink all the way in.

Ty grunted and tried to push against him, but he had no leverage. Zane was gasping with each thump. He growled and bit down on Ty’s shoulder, his teeth dragging over bone. His thrusts grew even more frenzied as he used all his strength, taking more of Ty’s weight.

Cock count: 42

2. Pucked by Helena Hunting

Dirty, raunchy and really funny.

Alex Waters is an aberration of cock.

“What is that?” The question is inane. But, honestly, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

Alex chuckles nervously. As is appropriate since I’m holding his dick and I’m clearly not sane.

“I mean, I know what it is. Obviously. Do you have some kind of . . . disorder? Like elephantiasis of the penis or something?” I did not say that out loud.

“It’s not that big.” His erection slides in my grip.

I can’t stop staring. My thumb and middle finger must have a good inch or more before they can meet. I squeeze to see if it helps bring them closer together. It doesn’t. What it does is make Alex groan, and that, oh holy monster of cock, is one hot noise. He’s also laughing, so it comes out all heavy with a snort thing at the end. It’s quite cute and endearing while also being sexy.

[…]

“Gimme that mouth, please.”

With a palm on my nape, he holds me close, fucking my mouth with his tongue at the same leisurely pace as his cock inside me. When I gasp for air, he covers my throat and my breasts with wet kisses.

“I should tell you I’m in love with your tits,” he says while doing that nuzzle thing again.

“You can date them if you want. They like bras from Victoria’s Secret.” I half laugh, half moan when he sucks my nipple roughly. The combination of sensations—him inside me, the way my clit rubs against his pelvis with each shift of our hips, and his teeth grazing my sensitive nipple—sends me over the edge. He sits up, preventing my trembling arms from giving out. I’m coming so hard everything goes black and returns in bursts of gray and stars.

“Is that good? Does it feel good? Jesus, Violet, I can feel you coming on my cock.”

I’m chanting something incoherent into his neck. With absolute horror, I realize I’m repeating the phrase I love your cock.

Cock count: 99

1.taken by Charlotte Stein

This author has a really fun erotic voice

And then he pulls me back on that impossible cock. He uses that hand in my hair and another on my hip, yanking and shoving and fucking until I sort of want to let go of the bed. I have to let go of the bed. I need to claw his back somehow, even though his back is behind me. I need to pull at his hair, just to let him know how it feels.

Like fucking bliss.

Like the best thing ever. Oh my God I think my scalp is going to be bruised, but what the fuck do I care? It is amazing. All of this is amazing. After a couple of seconds of keeping his cool he just goes for it, and honestly nothing in my sexual experience equals that. Clearly, I have been doing it wrong for a long, long time.

Because this is right. This bloom of pleasure I get every time he fucks into me is right. It shakes me all the way through to my bones. It bores down to some secret center of me. By the time I come I am already a sweaty, moaning mess, so far gone I think I just told him to do it in my ass. I think I asked him to make a mess all over my face.

Cock count: 13

 

And the brand new cock champion is…..Helena Hunting! Well done. ‘Monster cock’ takes the crown!

Happy 2016!!!! I hope this new year brings you a lot of smexy books to read. Thanks for having fun with us every year. We can’t wait to see what books completely wow us.