Looking ahead at the calendar, this will be the last Top Ten list for 2013. From here on out I’m drunk on eggnog bishes! It’s the only way to welcome 2014. So before I gain 50 pounds and fall into an incoherent lump, let’s review my ten favorite Top Ten items of 2013.

10. I discovered The Lizzie Bennet Diaries and became OBSESSED with this youtube series. And then Lizzie goes and touches Darcy’s shoulder. And Darcy is all – OMG she just touched my shoulder – and I fell off my couch.

9. I learned of the word HAPENIS.

Even better –

8. I bow down fine sir.

7. If you consult your Chinese New Year Calendar, you will notice that if you were born in 2013, you were born in the year of the Hammaconda. This snake like creature can not be contained. And thank the universe for that. Jon Hamm doesn’t wear underwear and has a huge schlong.

AND BREAKING NEWS: Brie has notified me that the Hammanconda was just spotted again. Bless you Jon Hamm.

6. Some girl bit the hell out of Adam Levin’s lip.

5. People did a lot of weird things with cats this year.

And my favorite cat item found on the internet – A cat wearing a shark costume riding a roomba.

4. And the gifs. OH THE GIFS.

3. Still my favorite thing on the internet. Ryan Gosling “Won’t Eat his Cereal.” Brilliant.

2. Someone put a giant Mr. Darcy statue in London’s Hyde Park. omg.

1. I hope everyone is as happy about 2014 as this stick is. Wishing you and your family a very merry holiday. I hope everyone eats too much, drinks too much and laughs waaaayyy too much.

Next week at Smexy we have a few reviews and then starting after Christmas we will be posting our ‘Best of’ lists and my Favorite Sex Scenes of 2013 list. The Smexy reviewers will also be sharing their 2014 resolutions.